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Dear Doc Paranormal: “Have you ever been given the Evil Eye? It happened to me yesterday. I don’t mean the sort of look a motorist gives you when you almost cut him off in traffic. I mean a black stare that chills you to the bone; that makes you want to run away screaming or strike back like a rattlesnake.                                                              Advertisement ———————————————————————————————                      Teen Mom Kicks A** In New Suspense Novel... Read Full Story

Today’s headline honors the ***hole who  last week’s $318 MegaMillions jackpot. And stole my dreams. Now a word from our sponsor: ———————————————————————————————                         Teen Mom Kicks Ass In Nail-Biting New Thriller                                                    ONE BAD MOTHER                                                          by Sara L. Rose                                                    $2.99 at Amazon.com                           “Teen mom... Read Full Story

Medical experts and reality TV viewers fear that the next step in experimental obstetrics is Teen Octomom. The show will follow an unwed teen mom as she navigates the rocky nine between fertility drug injection and the joyous birth of her octuplets.                                                           Advertisement ———————————————————————————————                       Teen Mom Kicks A** In Nail-Biting New Thriller                                                 ONE BAD MOTHER... Read Full Story

Sammy Hagar, former lead singer of classic rock band Van Halen says in a new book that he was abducted by UFO aliens as a child. Which is about as believable as the above headline. On that other hand, if Sammy had been abducted before he wrote I Can’t Drive 55 , wouldn’t the music world–and ol’ globe at large be a f***ing better place?                                              Advertisement ———————————————————————————————                             Teen Mom Kicks Ass In New Page... Read Full Story

Over the past 6 months, China has been stung by a series of killings, all reportedly provoked by karaoke versions of Justin Bieber’s One Time . At least ten people have been murdered after singing the tune at karaoke. ———————————————————————————————                         Teen Mom Kicks A** In New Nail-Biting Thriller                                                ONE BAD MOTHER                                                   by Sara L. Rose... Read Full Story

The other day, when I told you about the Artificial Personality pill a team of scientists is developing, I had no idea I’d opened to door to a world of big-time corporate intrigue. I just received an e-mail from the spokesperson from yet another A.P. start up who says: “Hi Doc. Just wanted to let you know that we’re working on the same problem from a decidedly different angle. We’re a group of research psychiatrists dedicated eradicating Multiple Personality Disorder by making it the norm... Read Full Story

Love potions can make someone fall in love–but not necessarily with you. That’s the case with some legendary aphrodisiacs that cause an individual to fall head-over-heels in love–but usually with the first person who happens to come into view. Ancient recipes for love potions call for foods including oysters, cucumbers, bananas and asparagus. Herbs such as mint, mandrake and verbena can also be blended into such traditional drinks. However, in a major breakthrough, scientists are working... Read Full Story

I’m a fourth-grade math teacher and I love the kids and the job.  I consider myself fortunate in my choice of work, except for the modest paycheck.  One of my favorite things is getting a group of kids together and taking them for an outing on my day off.  That way, I get to know each child a little bit better and they get to know me too.    I live in a small town in the South, and there’s a long tradition here of traveling circuses which set up for a couple of weeks in the spring and then... Read Full Story

Want a free download of Michael Jackson Is Being Harassed In Heaven? Just ask. That’s right. Today only, in honor of author Abraham Tribesky, famed psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood stars,we’re giving away 10 free copies of his ground-breaking ebook. Michael… features dozens of shocking stories like: *Lady Gaga’s CDs Torched In Rock ‘n Roll Heaven. *DJ Decapitates Fan With Flying Vinyl. *Ronnie James Dio Is Trapped Between Heaven And Hell. To receive your free copy, simply e... Read Full Story

“The 2011 Academy Awards telecast was the worst in decades, according to a survey of  silver screen legends I am contact with on the Other Side,” stated Abraham Tribesky, the world’s sole psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood stars. Dr. Tribesky, whose most astonishing cases are collected in his new book Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 @amazon.com), revealed his findings in a frank interview. “My deceased psychiatric clients include many Oscar winners and they were deeply... Read Full Story