Move over, Plan 9 From Outer Space. You may soon have to hand over the title of worst movie in history. That's because the early reviews of New Moon are pouring in--and they're overwhelmingly bad.As of this post, the film rates 28% splat on Rotten Tomatoes and it's sinking lower by the minute.Here is just a sampling of the critical carnage:"I can't comment on the acting because I didn't catch Read Full Story

The other day, when I told you about the Artificial Personality pill a team of scientists is developing, I had no idea I'd opened to door to a world of big-time corporate intrigue.I just received an e-mail from the spokesperson from yet another A.P. start up who says:"Hi Doc. Just wanted to let you know that we're working on the same problem from a decidedly different angle. We're a group of Read Full Story

Thought to have magical powers, the Polish Christmas Potato warms many a child's bed in the fabled nation--to this very day. Consisting of a freshly boiled potato festooned with colorful ribbons and sprigs of holly, the fragrant treat is secreted into every "good child's" bed in the wee hours before Christmas morning.Slowly awakened by the potato's steamy warmth, the selected children squeal with Read Full Story

Happy Mondays!Not to digress, but whatever happened to the Manchester Sound? Died too soon, to my mind.Anyway, I'm hearing increasingly good news from Artificial Personality researchers. As devotees of this site already know, the Artificial Personality movement began shortly after the Berlin Wall fell. Scientists from either side of the divide came together with the goal of fostering world peace Read Full Story

A private poll has found that support for Sarah Palin remains strong among deceased U.S. voters. The poll, shared on an unofficial basis with this web site, was conducted last week by a team of spirit mediums hired by a non-traditional political entity.The partial results: Forty-three percent of the ghosts and spirits of deceased Americans say that Sarah Palin is treated unfairly by mainstream Read Full Story

Hi!My name is Dawnlee Hope, Jr. and I'm a graduate of Doc Paranormal's kick-ass dream interpretation curriculum at Edgar Allan Poe Community College.I want to thank him for allowing me this space to tell you what your dreams mean! Let's start off with something simple. Let's say that last night you dreamed of sand.Basically, dreaming of sand indicates that you are experiencing a process of mental Read Full Story

Here's an e-mail I received from a self-appointed "spokesperson for the psychic healing community." He/she requested anonymity:Dear Doc Paranormal:Hi. Hope you are well. The health care system in your United States is not.Billions are spent on expensive medical devices that do nothing but fatten the wallets of the shady inventors who dreamed them up. However, I have a solution if your president Read Full Story

Word has it that North Koreans are experiencing such hardship that even the wealthy are having trouble getting their hands on hard currency. In response to this dilemma, a group of renegade capitalists is preparing to issue witch-hunting licenses to foreign adventurers and sportsmen. For a charge of approximately 25,000 Euros, hunters will gain permission to "bag" up to three witches in the two Read Full Story

Here's an e-mail I received in response to yesterday's scathing review of The Vampire Saga: New Moon, by Andrei Duprei. Once again, take it for what it's worth.Dear Doc Paranormal:"As a British vampire researcher for some two decades now (my how time flies!), I would like to give a hearty shout out to Andrei Duprei's spot-on review of The Vampire Saga: New Moon."In the real world, teen male Read Full Story

Here's an e-mail I just received from Andrei Duprei, CEO of Romanian Werewolf Bus Tours. Take it for what it's worth:Dear Mr. Doc Paranormal:"I have fifteen minutes ago completed viewing a pirated DVD of the teen vampire movie Twilight: New Moon, which is so awful it does not merit the purchase of a ticket, let me warn you."In addition to being filled with lousy acting and a director who should Read Full Story