SO, MICHAEL JACKSON DIED…

Last night when I heard MJ died my first thought was, “Damn, that sucks for Farrah”. Then I started looking at Twitter and the eulogizing was bordering on hyperbole.

Look. I grew up on Mike’s music just like many of you. Thriller was one of the very first albums I owned but that doesn’t change the fact that MJ was fucked up. F.U.C.K.E.D.U.P. Fucked Up. And don’t blame his childhood either…I have a theory that once you reach the age of 25 you’re an adult and trying to blame shit on your parents is a fucking cop-out.

Fact: If El DeBarge had the same history as MJ had and he would have died yesterday muthafuckers would have been, “good, one less pedophile in the world”….that’s some undeniable shit.

So. Let’s take the King of Pop crown, pass it on over to Justin Timberlake and let’s hope he stays away from the little kids.

Take me out Katt: