Timbaland gets a Jumento award


It pains me to do this because Timbaland is definitely one of my favorite producers, but homie gets the Jumento award for this gem from an MTV News article:
I really do focus groups. I get reports, readouts. I'm not gonna talk about it. If you ask for documentation, I got it. I'm a businessman and at the same time a CEO. But I looked at the charts: I went platinum in 16 different countries. Africa? Double platinum. Ireland? Double platinum. New Zealand? Triple platinum. London? Platinum. London is the hardest place to go platinum. France? Platinum. They don't like nobody unless you French, but they like me.
Someone send this newsflash to Timbaland:
AFRICA IS NOT A COUNTRY.
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