So facebook has this new application where you list 25 things about yourself.. It is really really gay, so naturally I jumped right in.25 things aboooot Brit!1. For the longest time I thought girls urinated out of their butts. Why else would they sit down on the toilet to pee?2. I grew up next to a cow farm in the country. Right next to where I waited for the bus, there was a pen where they put the mommy cows to breed with the daddy cows. So, while waiting for the bus I observed them getting ... Read Full Story

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November 13, 1981. The date of my birth/the day I was surgically/forcifully removed from the womb. As a rather large/extremely cool fetus, I was not rewarded for my 9 month stay in my mother birthing sac with a fun slide down the good old fallopian tube. Enough with my moms reproductive system… Let's move on to more important things… .MEDuring my life I have accomplished a lot of things: 3rd Grade Student of the Year, 1996 Free Throw runner up for the state of VA, 2008 Summer Adult Men... Read Full Story

Finally, the election is over… Now people can go back to hating each other for perfectly good reasons like driving slow in the left lane, taking forever to pull out of parking spots, wearing crocs, eating tofu hot dogs, having bad breath, rocking sweater vests, general douchiness, and other valid reasons other than being liberal versus conservative.OH WAIT… PEOPLE ARE STILL BITCHING….. The political divide is so great in this country that people can't get over it. All morning I have had ... Read Full Story

Sorry Guys.. No new Halloween blog this year... Here is the one from last year. The Economic crisis has been really tough on the Truth and we haven't had much time to post lately/we have been real lazy. NEW BLOGS AGAIN STARTING NEXT WEEK... STAY TUNED. In effort to counter act Kil-Silly’s angry, mus rage blogs, I am going to do a PG rated blog about the delightful day of Halloween. Seriously Kil, I’m half expecting your next blog to be a Suicide note. So here we go…HALLOWEEN BOOOOOOOOOO... Read Full Story

People, (I'm not even going to call you sillies today because YOU are probably the pathetics responsible for my rage)I will say this once and only once. Unless you are going considerably faster than everyone else, get the FUCK out of the left lane. If you don't instantly know what I'm talking about, YOU are most likely the RICKTARD in my way. The left lane is for passing. If you're not constantly passing people, MOVE. If there's someone behind you that wants to go faster t... Read Full Story

please comments on how you feel towards "google" being an official word. i think herb is a riccckkkkk.... Read Full Story

I'm so fucking bitter I am at work today. It is GOD DAMN CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DAY. Meaning I should be home on my couch falling in and out of naps while watching re-runs of I Love Lucy. What better way to honor him….. Christopher Columbus is a HERO, and I should have the FUCKING GOD DAMN DAY OFF WORK! Without Christopher Columbus, I might not even be here. Who knows if anyone would have ever had the balls to risk sailing off the edge of the earth. I mean there is a chance someone would h... Read Full Story

Ways to save money during an Economic CrisisI know I have been away from you for a long time now and I apologize. I have been devoting my spare time to myself in an attempt to get back to my ginger roots. Which basically means I have been curled up in the fetal position on the floor of my room listening to Bonnie Raitt. Yes…… it’s true….. all red heads love Bonnie Raitt. Don’t ask me why. It’s probably the same reason black people like Newport’s so much. Nooooooobody knows.While I was lying t... Read Full Story

OH hey… I really haven't done BAMA of the week in awhile. My goal was to do one every week on Monday. Unfortunately, I spend most Mondays violently shaking, and sweating out all the bad things that went into my body the weekend before, leaving me completely incable of forming coherent sentences, let alone writing a blog. However, this past weekend, I took the weekend off in fear of liver failure. So now I am ready to go. BAMA OF THE WEEK MR Harris Teeter FUCK you Mr. Harris Teeter. I lov... Read Full Story