Sarah Palin Quits Alaska (O RLY?)

Sarah Palin announced Friday in the worst executed Friday news dump ever that she is stepping down from her governorship almost immediately, "in a few weeks" up in the frozen tundra of Alaska. Aside from my general reaction of whatthefuckjusthappend I have to say, oh REALLY, Palinator? You're quitting Alaska.

O RLY?

Oh really, Sarah Palin. You're quitting Alaska. The best job you've ever had? For what? 2012? Can you count? Did you know that you still have three and a half years to prepare? And I know you don't give a shit about preparation, so don't try to tell me your going to spend this time memorizing former Soviet satellite states.

More after the jump.