Dear Larry, Because I lack the typesetting skills of Arnold Schwarzenegger, let me start off by saying this: Fuck you. Perhaps I should elaborate on that. Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on. I’m sorry, I don’t think I am being very constructive. Let me rephrase. Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on, and the stable boy who groomed him. Yes, I think that was a little clearer. Then again from all those rumors I hear, you might like to fuck a stable boy. What the hell is wrong with you, La... Read Full Story

Yesterday’s stinging defeat in the 23rd Congressional District in upstate New York, has forced Republicans to do a little introspection and examine the future course of the party. While political pundits and analysts believe the Republicans lost an historically Republican district because of internal fissures within the party–pitting conservatives against moderates–Republican insiders believe they lost the seat to a Democrat because their candidate wasn’t seen as conse... Read Full Story

Michael Wagner of the Gay and Lesbian Rights Force said yesterday that the victories of Proposition 1 in Maine and Referendum 71 in Washington exposed a fundamental flaw in how gays and lesbians were approaching equality.  He said that a new paradigm was needed in order to grant gay and lesbian couples the same rights as heterosexual couples. “The Everything but Marriage referendum in Washington basically accomplished the same thing Proposition 1 successfully overturned,” Wagner s... Read Full Story

28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. Read Full Story

In just two days, the nation goes to the polls to elect people to some of the most important political positions in the country, like Drain Commissioner, Alderman, or Freeholder.  They will also vote on important questions, like if the township should move the garbage cans from the side of the town hall to the rear of the town hall.  There will be hundreds if not many hundreds of people voting.  Welcome to the yawn fest, which is an off year election. Except this year a little treachery by ou... Read Full Story

The folks in Kansas aren’t having anything to do with Obamacare.  Several state senators are planning to introduce a bill, which would keep Kansans free.  Free I tell you.  It is every Kansan’s right to not have healthcare.  And they certainly aren’t going to silently sit by while some Kenyan forces health on them. Kansas is an interesting state.  Many liberals have lamented “what’s the matter with Kansas?”  Some have joked that the only thing standing betw... Read Full Story

In one week millions will head to the polls in what already has proven to be one of the most important off year elections in decades. While everyone agrees that Drain Commissioner is probably the most important and sexy political job in the world, this year there are a couple of other interesting jobs and questions on the ballot. In New York voters will decide if Hizzoner, Michael Bloomberg,  is deserving of a third term.  Conventional wisdom favors Bloomberg, even though most New Yorkers don... Read Full Story

Yesterday the Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid of Nevada found something he had been searching for for years:  a backbone.  With an utterance in his telltale sing song voice, Reid announced that the healthcare reform bill in the Senate would indeed include a public option.  And as if to stick the knife deeper into the hearts of conservatives nationwide, he then said that it would be an opt out option. In response to the announced opt out public option, the stocks of major insurance companie... Read Full Story

1He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. Read Full Story

This morning, after Blanca used an industrial enema to get the last remnants of Saturday’s cheesecake out of her system, she weighed in at an astonishing 259.5 pounds.  For those of you across the pond, stop using the metric system!  It’s faggy and communist! The official weight loss so far has been, drum roll, please: 6.5 pounds! Keep your thoughts and prayers coming in.  Well, who gives a shit about your thoughts or your prayers.  Just keep those nude pictures of Wil Wheaton com... Read Full Story