Barack Obama is on a whirlwind tour of Europe. Not since Hogan's Heroes' Kinchloe has Germany seen so much of a black man. Indeed the Schwarzwald is finally living up to its name. Sadly, since the Berlin Wall is just a fading memory, Obama was denied his chance to call himself a jelly donut or to scream "tear down that bitch of a bearing wall and put a window where it ought to be." Obama was greeted by 20,000 adoring fans, wishing to learn more about the candidate, learn more about his... Read Full Story
Dear CBS News: I want to thank you for reediting Katie Couric's interview with John McCain last night to make him look like less of a basket case than he really is. While I hate the man and wish him nothing but ill will, and pray that our party will come to its collective senses this September and not only remove him as the nominee but also kick him out of the party, I at least pray that we do not have someone like Barack Obama in the White House. We simply cannot afford to have four to... Read Full Story
John McCain has been hailed as a war hero by some. Others paint him as an opportunist and incredulous. Still others have seen him as a mediocre pilot and sub par politician. But there are those chosen few, who have seen the evidence and know John McCain to be nothing more than an American traitor. The evidence is overwhelming against McCain. His lies and fabrications about his time in Vietnam are only the tip of the iceberg. When all the events of his captivity in the Hanoi Hilton are... Read Full Story
Estelle Getty, the actress who played Sophia Patrillo with such deadpan panache, has died at age 84. Getty had been suffering from advanced dementia, and had been out of the public eye for years. Thank you for being a friend. We will miss you! Estelle Getty, 1923 - 2008. Read Full Story
Michael Savage, that brilliant nutritionist, radio host, and gay bath house cruising extraordinaire, once again has put his finger on the pulse of the nation and made a long distance diagnosis reminiscent of Dr. Frist. According to Michael "I'm No Longer a Wiener" Savage, 99% of all children with autism are just brats and just need a good smack to snap them out of it. I couldn't agree more! A little child abuse goes a long way. Sometimes smacking the shit out of children teaches them... Read Full Story
The Prime Minister of Iraq, Nuri al-Maliki, told Der Spiegel that he backs Barack Obama's withdrawal time table of sixteen months and wants the American troops out of Iraq as soon as possible. The White House quickly responded, explaining that Maliki did not support Obama's time table, but instead that Maliki supports Obama's time table. Later the White House communicated with Maliki, showed some pictures of our last go-to man in Iraq literally hanging, on a wall, which resulted in a rapid... Read Full Story
John McCain has been trying to endear himself to us on the right for a long time. He recently made a foray into right wing land by proclaiming that Viagra was medicine, but birth control was a lifestyle choice. His tortured logic and embarrassing rhetoric in front of a bunch of female types almost made me laugh. His inability to formulate a coherent thought brought to mind June Cleaver translating for a bunch of jive talkers. Except that McCain isn't funny and adorable. He's just sad... Read Full Story
I, as a Republican, am getting sick and tired of all those lazy low lifes we call "senior citizens." These shiftless bastards just sit around, sometimes in chairs with wheels attached so they don't even have to use their legs. Some of these ingrates even have machines to breath for them instead of using their own lungs. There are even some who are so lazy they don't even eat, but instead use feeding tubes to deliver nourishment to their indolent bodies. How lazy can you get? And not only... Read Full Story
Brit Hume, that sexy mumble box from the Fox News, has announced that he will be retiring at the end of his contract. I will miss Brit's brilliant attacks on the left, even though I couldn't understand most of them, because the man talks like a drunk German with a mouthful of marbles. I'm not sure what this means, but that makes three Fox News personalities who are no longer going to be on the network. First we had E.D. "Fist Jab" Hill, then there was Tony Snow, and now Brit Hume. Is it... Read Full Story
