Some time ago I wrote a piece trying to address racism in the race for the White House. Originally I did not permit anonymous comments. Later, I decided to allow anyone to write in this blog, regardless of whether he had a Blogspot account. At the time there were three comments. I will allow you to read them for yourself. Within the past few days, another person has made a comment. It was a shame that the person writing it did not include his email address. I certainly would like to... Read Full Story
In just 69 days, America will choose the 44th President of the United States. In just 69 days, it will all be over. In just 69 days, the party everyone has enjoyed will come to a close. In just 69 days, history will be made. In just 69 days, the sound of Republicans falling over en masse will be deafening. In 69 days, I may finally be done crying. Read Full Story
Joe Biden showed us all last night why Republicans should just save their money and phone it in next week. No matter what luke warm bucket of piss John McCain attempts to pass off as his running mate, there is little hope now for a GOP ticket this November. Even though I watch Fox News like a good foot soldier in the delusional army of right, nothing can mask the excitement and energy I witnessed last night at the DNC. We are screwed. Joe Biden hit hard and hit often, removing the hopes... Read Full Story
The Puma, Puma concolor, is a critically endangered species, last seen in the parking lot of Mile High Stadium in Denver, Colorado. Originally thought to inhabit Democratic circles, further research has shown that they are actually more at home with Republicans, Fox News, and generally retarded homo sapien sapiens. Most Pumas travel in packs, most likely attracted to each other by scent, possibly related to menstrual flow. Other theories about packing include safety in numbers, permitting... Read Full Story
A lot of people know John McCain is a likable guy. His back and forths with the press corps are legendary. Many people know John McCain is a able politician with 26 years in Washington. And most people know John McCain was a prisoner during the Vietnam War, mostly thanks to the fact that he won't shut up about it. Note to McCain: Rudy used 9/11 as an answer for everything and had his fat cross-dressing ass handed to him. If you don't want to end up being Obama's bitch, then you better... Read Full Story
One of my puki pals, no not the one you are thinking of, was telling me she was planning on voting for John McCain. Now, let's call her Joan, is a rabid Democrat. The names in this blog have been changed to protect the retarded. In fact Gigi is such a liberal, I think she has a donkey tattooed on her hoo ha. I was surprised, since she was such a big Clinton supporter earlier in the year, and I felt like embracing her and welcoming her into the fold. But then I had to go and be curious... Read Full Story
Barack Obama has chosen a senator from a state most people have never visited. It's a state whose two greatest accomplishments are being the First State and also the Home of Tax Free Shopping. The selection of Joe Biden surprised many people, who were hoping for Hillary Clinton. I was just just itching to smear that bitch. John McCain was especially upset when he learned he would be running against someone who actually knew things like the Czech Republic is a country while Checkoslovakia... Read Full Story
Well it appears that Sean Hannity did not rape any boys in the United Kingdom. Imagine my chagrine. It seems that my highly confidential sole source was not suffering from hay fever but was a drug addict. And it turns out the $25 I gave for an emergency purchase of Kleenex went to purchase crack cocaine from my neighorhood dealer. Go figure. I feel just like Judith Miller. My source was a little confused. I guess I should have figured it out when he kept seeing elephants and screaming... Read Full Story
In 73 short days we will all know who the next President of the United States is. November 5 will be the last Blanca DeBree blog entry. For the next 74 days, please join me as I continue to piss off a great many people. It will be business as usual until then. On November 5, 2008 join me for a "Very Special Blanca Special," which will be sort of like "A Very Special Blossom," but without all the rape and shit. Read Full Story
Obama chooses Hillary Clinton to be Vice President. Ending hours of speculation, Barack Obama has announced that he has chosen Hillary Clinton as his running mate. The two will launch the campaign on Saturday in Springfield, Illinois. Read Full Story
