A couple of dirty dunks from the high school ranks to start your morning. Deuce Bello and Ike Nwamu of High Point’s Westchester Academy put a hurting on Wesleyan. The first one is somewhat contested, but the second is one of the bigger facials I’ve seen in the prep ranks. And yes, Brinson is from High Point and he will probably let you know that. Easy to have beasts when you recruit. We homegrow our NBA players at Broughton. Read Full Story
Some people think going in the first round to the Lions is a curse. See Rogers, Charles; Williams, Mike; Harrington, Joey (he should have dropped the “y”; Jones, Kevin; I could go on, but you get the point. Matthew Stafford disagrees. He signed the richest rookie contract in NFL history, already surpassed expectations and led the team to two victories and slays. I mean, I’m sure he slayed as the starting quarterback in Athens, GA, but he’s approaching supermodel/m... Read Full Story
Need a volunteer to give me a vasectomy
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Date: 2009-09-30, 11:50PM EDT
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Well, I do have health insurance, believe it or... Read Full Story
I know what you’re thinking — I don’t care for E!, Sarah Palin and I certainly don’t give a crap about Oprah. But if you don’t want ‘The Soup’ on E!, well, you should be watching it. At least provided that you a) like Joel McHale, who’s fantastic on Community and b) enjoy watching the occasional reality teevee show. If either of those two things are true (and really as long as you enjoy sarcastic mocking of stupid people, you should be on board ... Read Full Story
Because it inevitably becomes the most embarrassing photobomb of all-time. Obvs the pic comes via ThisIsPhotobomb.com, but I’m not entirely sure if it was pulled off of Facebook or what. I’m hoping so though.
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Gingers are odd people. We already know that they’re semen is worth significantly less than those of us who are “racially pure.” However, there seems to be something a little bit too aggressive about beating the tar/kicking the shit out of a kid just because he’s got red hair, freckles, pale white skin and seems a little creepy.
However, that’s what some young children did in California this past Friday, in order to celebrate “Kick a Ginger Day,” one ... Read Full Story
You didn’t come to work thinking we might do anything other than show you a man’s ass on Monday morning did you? But don’t worry — it’s not like geigh, it’s just funny. Because Devin Hester got pants’d last night while trying to make a catch. Let’s all point and laugh now.
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It doesn’t get much weirder than this — the Los Angeles Times is reporting that Marv Albert and 50 Cent (yes, the real announcer and real rapper) got in a fight (yes, with fists and punches and stuff) backstage while appearing on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show. WTF.
As Albert arrived, with an entourage of one, TNT public relations specialist Jeff Pomeroy, there was a sudden scuffle when a multitude of 50 Cent protectors seemed unfamiliar with Albert. There was shouting (”ItR... Read Full Story
