Stephen Hawking Simpsons Quote of the Day
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"I don't know which is a bigger disappointment - my failure to formulate a workable unified field theory, or you." - Dr. Steven Hawking(They Saved Lisa's Brain, Season 10, Episode AABF18) Read Full Story
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The 20 Best Alcohol-Related Simpsons Quotes of All Time.
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20.[1F15] Bart Gets an Elephant Homer: "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."19.[5F03] Bart StarHomer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?18.[7G03] Homer's Odyssey Homer: “Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not e... Read Full Story
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Urban Camouflage
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Those wacky Germans are at it again... this time they're finding new and innovative ways of going undetected in today's modern urban environments. I hope to god our armed forces are aware of the kind of folder technology the Germans are developing and can only assume that it violates the Geneva convention (amongst others). As an art project I give this idea a C-, but as a top secret covert operation idea I give this a C+. Seriously, the next time I'm shopping for folders, bags, or... Read Full Story
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Urban Camouflage
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Those wacky Germans are at it again... this time they're finding new and innovative ways of going undetected in today's modern urban environments. I hope to god our armed forces are aware of the kind of folder technology the Germans are developing and can only assume that it violates the Geneva convention (amongst others). As an art project I give this idea a C-, but as a top secret covert operation idea I give this a C+. Seriously, the next time I'm shopping for folders, bags, or... Read Full Story
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Detective Conan: An Experiment in Google's Keyword Tool
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So I recently discovered that this blog has a Google Pagerank of 3, which I found interesting considering how little time and effort I have put into it. I've got just over 100 backlinks and for some reason get a couple of hits a day from Google's Image Search, but overall get somewhere between 0 and 5 hits a day. I realized that none of the things I talk about here get a decent amount of search volume, so I plugged a few things into Google's Adwords Keyword Tool which extimates se... Read Full Story
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Detective Conan: An Experiment in Google's Keyword Tool
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So I recently discovered that this blog has a Google Pagerank of 3, which I found interesting considering how little time and effort I have put into it. I've got just over 100 backlinks and for some reason get a couple of hits a day from Google's Image Search, but overall get somewhere between 0 and 5 hits a day. I realized that none of the things I talk about here get a decent amount of search volume, so I plugged a few things into Google's Adwords Keyword Tool which extimates se... Read Full Story
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John Swartzwelder's Earth vs. Everybody (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Frank Burly)
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In my mind there is no greater comedic mind alive (or dead) today than John Swartzwelder. For those of you who are not familiar, he is the writer of 59 Simpsons episodes (and worked on the Simpsons movie). Until I read his first novel "The Time Machine Did It", I had never literally laughed out loud while reading a book before. Swartzwelder is a writer's writer, perhaps even a writer's writer's writer.... perhaps. Well ol' Johnny S. has gone and written another Frank... Read Full Story
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John Swartzwelder's Earth vs. Everybody (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Frank Burly)
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In my mind there is no greater comedic mind alive (or dead) today than John Swartzwelder. For those of you who are not familiar, he is the writer of 59 Simpsons episodes (and worked on the Simpsons movie). Until I read his first novel "The Time Machine Did It", I had never literally laughed out loud while reading a book before. Swartzwelder is a writer's writer, perhaps even a writer's writer's writer.... perhaps. Well ol' Johnny S. has gone and written another Frank... Read Full Story
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To Obomicons: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
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To Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Jay SimpsonFor those of you who haven't already heard about this site, it's awesome. Just upload your own images, tweak the color levels and ta-da you have your very own Obamicon! Great if you're running for class president and want to remind everyone what a helluva guy you are or if you just want to make fun of former President Bush. Either way, this site is great for wasting hours upon hours of your pr... Read Full Story
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To Obomicons: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
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To Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Jay SimpsonFor those of you who haven't already heard about this site, it's awesome. Just upload your own images, tweak the color levels and ta-da you have your very own Obamicon! Great if you're running for class president and want to remind everyone what a helluva guy you are or if you just want to make fun of former President Bush. Either way, this site is great for wasting hours upon hours of your pr... Read Full Story
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