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Britney’s becoming a cartoon for her next video (ContactMusic) - as if she weren’t two-dimensional and exaggerated enough already.
Jennifer Aniston has found security in the arms of … Owen Wilson?? (Celebslam) - The two most insecure people in Hollywood - oh yeah, “no problems here”!
Dawn Wells (Gilligan’s Island Mary Ann) gets busted with pot. (SFGate) - Well, there had to be some reason why they never got off that island!!
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The worse part is she actually found something in her crotch!
From ContactMusic:
American Idol judge Paula Abdul knows she oozes sex appeal - because she forever attracts attention from young boys who wish their “mum looked that hot”. The 44-year-old is confident about her body image, thanks to friends and fans who tell her she’s at her physical peak. And the Grammy-winning singer/choreographer isn’t bothered about her wobbly bits, insisting she constantly has young admirers staring at her... Read Full Story
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Sadly, Bai Ling let her looks go after her recent arrest…
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Hit U.S. sitcom Ugly Betty is set to be adapted for Chinese TV. Chinese network Hunan Satellite TV has unveiled plans for Invincible Ugly Woman, a localised version of the Salma Hayek-produced series about a nerdy assistant working at fashion magazine Mode. The lead role in Invincible Ugly Woman has already been cast to a female with no prior acting experience, Hunan Satellite TV has confirmed. Ugly Betty, which... Read Full Story
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Going with more well known faces this time around…
REDHEAD ALERT! Thora Birch … mmm, I could stare into those eyes for forever.
Thandie Newton likes frilly things. Fortunately, I like her in frilly things as well!
Carmen Electra in a Crocker Jeans photoshoot (of course, she’s not wearing jeans).
Mischa Barton who has decided to show side-boobage while out shopping.
Last and kinda least, Kim Kardashian on MTV’s TRL (which makes no sense) - reportedly she kept shoving that... Read Full Story
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I stumbled onto her purely by chance in while getting a “Gratuitous Goodies” page set up (which is why there isn’t one for yesterday). I saw her and my photographic memory (at least the one in my penis) told me she looked familiar that plus the fact that you don’t see a name like “Kocsis Orsi” often. Okay, ever. So a little research turned up a shitload of pics; most of the quite good. It also turns out that this apparent mainstream model was actually Hungary’s Playmate of The Year for... Read Full Story
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Normally, I’d just dump these pics in a “Gratuitous Goodie” post, but I got tired of not writing something and despite all the other celeb news poisoning entering my inbox; I prefer a little pleasure over a shitload of pain. So we have these pictures of Lake Bell in a post all her own.
Okay, I don’t know who the hell she is; but Wiki says she’s an actress, so we’ell just go with that. Actually the only acting I’m concerned about is how convincing she can be thinking the antidote is in my... Read Full Story
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REDHEAD ALERT! Julianne Moore looking like a fortune cookie at the Diamond Information Center. Yummy!
Daisy Fuentes back when she was hot … and semi-famous. Ah, those were the days!
Petra Nemcova modeling lingerie. Coincidentally, this is what Heaven must be like.
Donna Air in April’s Maxim (UK). Hmm, I wonder how good this Air blows?
Lastly, another redhead; this time Renee Olstead at an After-Grammy party.
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REDHEAD ALERT! Julianne Moore looking like a fortune cookie at the Diamond Information Center. Yummy!
Daisy Fuentes back when she was hot … and semi-famous. Ah, those were the days!
Petra Nemcova modeling lingerie. Coincidentally, this is what Heaven must be like.
Donna Air in April’s Maxim (UK). Hmm, I wonder how good this Air blows?
Lastly, another redhead; this time Renee Olstead at an After-Grammy party.
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Holly Valance at a Pre-Oscar party. I know very little of her, but I want to nasty things with her. Badly.
Lydia Hearst (as in Patty and William Randolph) at the Hollywood Domino Tournament.
On an Alternate Earth, Britney hasn’t had kids, still was sane, and looks like this…
Tetyana Piskun: one leggy Ukrainian model. женщина я ехал бы вся ноча длиной!
Lastly, Michelle Williams who probably isn’t looking for anyone right now, but if you’re willing to wait... Read Full Story
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Evangeline Lilly getting glam for Allure.
Mischa Barton back in 2004 (I think she was on a TV show once)
That’s a nice bra Kristin Cavallari’s wearing, isn’t it?
REDHEAD ALERT! - Lindy Booth in … well, I guess it’s “laundry day”, eh?
Can’t ever get enough Natalie Portman - this is from April’s Marie Claire.
Lastly, Amy Acker looking sexyhot in some archive pics…
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