I think he has a hare ball caught in his throat... Related Items: The Onion Platinum Prestige Encore Gold Premium Collector's Collection (3-Book Set: Our Dumb Century, The Onion's Finest News Reporting, Dispatches From the Tenth Circle) Our Dumb Century: The Onion Presents 100 Years of Headlines from America's Fines Post originally from: BlippittColoring Page Fail Related Posts:Woman Calls 911 to Report Herself for Drunk DrivingMuppets Bohemian Rhapsody Is Genius (VIDEO)Jock Strap FailRobber... Read Full Story

After thirteen years in the National Basketball Association, Allen Iverson has retired.  At one point, Iverson was the face of the NBA, but there was very little interest in him in the offseason. The Memphis Grizzlies reluctantly sign him but he wasn't happy on the team and the feeling was mutual. After just three games with Memphis, the team let him go. There were also rumors about the Knicks, Bobcats, and Heat, but nothing developed. Therefore, Iverson has announced that he will re... Read Full Story

After thirteen years in the National Basketball Association, Allen Iverson has retired.  At one point, Iverson was the face of the NBA, but there was very little interest in him in the offseason. The Memphis Grizzlies reluctantly sign him but he wasn't happy on the team and the feeling was mutual. After just three games with Memphis, the team let him go. There were also rumors about the Knicks, Bobcats, and Heat, but nothing developed. Therefore, Iverson has announced that he will re... Read Full Story

Popular Richmond, Virginia-area DJ “DJ Peachez” (born Terika Grooms) passed away suddenly on Wednesday following a “very short illness,” according to radio station Power 92.1. In a brief web post, the station says: It is with a heavy, heavy heart that we tell you that our own DJ Peachez passed away today after a very short illness. She has been with iPower 921 since 2006 and will always be remembered as an inspiration to young women who aspire to be on air DJ’s and Mixers. Terika Grooms aka D... Read Full Story

Popular Richmond, Virginia-area DJ “DJ Peachez” (born Terika Grooms) passed away suddenly on Wednesday following a “very short illness,” according to radio station Power 92.1. In a brief web post, the station says: It is with a heavy, heavy heart that we tell you that our own DJ Peachez passed away today after a very short illness. She has been with iPower 921 since 2006 and will always be remembered as an inspiration to young women who aspire to be on air DJ’s and Mixers. Terika Grooms aka D... Read Full Story

Adam Lambert appeared on CBS' "The Early Show" on Wednesday morning and brought mom with him. On the show, Lambert did not offer any apologies fir his controversial performance at the AMAs. "I admit I did get carried away, but I don't see anything wrong with it," he said. "I do see how people got offended and that was not my intention. My intention was to interpret the lyrics of my song and have a good time with it." Leila Lambert said she was "a little taken aback" by Adam's action... Read Full Story

Adam Lambert appeared on CBS' "The Early Show" on Wednesday morning and brought mom with him. On the show, Lambert did not offer any apologies fir his controversial performance at the AMAs. "I admit I did get carried away, but I don't see anything wrong with it," he said. "I do see how people got offended and that was not my intention. My intention was to interpret the lyrics of my song and have a good time with it." Leila Lambert said she was "a little taken aback" by Adam's action... Read Full Story

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Feel like quadrupling your productivity today? When you’re feeling super-productive and you have about twenty tabs open in your browser, don't you wish there was a more efficient way to work? Now there is. Get four time as productive with GoogleGoogleGoogleGoogle! GoogleGoogleGoogleGoogle is a site that incorporates four frames of Google searches into a single page.  When you search, separate results get loaded into each frame! It's important to note that you won't find this very us... Read Full Story

One Wisconsin woman took a bold new approach to the fight against drunk driving.  Having gotten into her car and driven a few blocks, she immediately realized that it was a bad idea. Rather than just try to make it home safely and hope for the best, she called 911 to report herself as a drunk driver. It sounds like her original plan was to just report a "drunk driver," but when the 911 operator asked if she was following the person in question, she responded "I am them." Good enough. The woma... Read Full Story