I'm sure the women will like this one more than the men.             Three Nuns and three Priests are traveling by train to a conference.  At the station, the three priests each buy a ticket and watch  as the nuns buy just one ticket between them. 'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?' asks one of the priests. 'Watch and learn,' answers one of the nuns. They all boa... Read Full Story

Boomers and readers, be aware there is possible release of the Conflicker virus set to launch tomorrow...  the first day of April this years.For safety reason, Blog will be re-opened on the following  day.  Read Full Story

    以前提到結婚，想到「天長地久」；   現在提到結婚，想到「能撐多久」。   當初會結婚，說是「看上眼」；   後來會離婚，說是「看走眼」。   婚前，愛情是神話；   婚後，愛情是笑話。   男人花錢，是為了令女人高興；   女人花錢，是因為男人令她不高興。   嫁入「豪門」，要懂得理財；   嫁入「寒門」，要懂得生財。   以前的人，視婚姻生活為「一輩子」；   現代的人，視婚姻生活為「一陣子」。   婚前，男人在餐廳等女人；   婚後，女人在客廳等男人。   婚前，男人經常找女人「討論」；   婚後，男人只告訴女人「結論」。   婚前，男人對她悄悄講話；   婚後，男人對她大聲講話。   戀愛時，情話綿綿；   結婚後，謊話連連。   戀愛時的男人，喜歡「毛手毛腳」；   結婚後的男人，變成「沒手沒腳」。   婚前，情侶做什麼都是「浪漫」；   婚後，夫妻做什麼都是「浪費」。   想結婚，是自己已能獨立；   想離婚，是子女已獨立。   婚前的男人，大都很幽默；   婚後的男人，大都很沉默。   女人的記性，吵架時最好；   男人的耐性，結婚後最差。   戀愛時，一見... Read Full Story

If you think you are unhappy, look at them. 如果你覺得你不快樂，看看他們。 If you think your salary is low, how about her?         如果你覺得你的收入低，那麼她的呢？ If you think you don't have many friends.. 如果你覺得你沒有很多知心的朋友，看看他。 When you feel like giving up, think of this man. 當你想要放棄的時候，想想照片中的這位先生。 If you think you suffer in life, do you suffer as much as he does? 如果你得你生活在痛苦之中，你的痛苦像他的一樣多一樣重嗎？ If you complain about your transport system, how about theirs? 如果你抱怨你的交通系統太糟太亂，那麼他們的呢？       If your society is unfair to ... Read Full Story

EFFECTIVE JANUARY 1, 2009NEW OFFICE POLICYDress Code:1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not... Read Full Story

Stars do not struggle to shine, rivers do not struggle to flow, andYou will never struggle to excel in life, because you deserve thebest. Hold on to your dream and it shall be well with you... Amen.The eyes beholding this message shall not behold evil, the hand thatWill send this message to others shall not labor in vain, the mouthSaying Amen to this prayer shall laugh forever, remain in God'sLove.Your dream will not die, your plans will not fail, your destiny willNot be aborted, and the ... Read Full Story

Author: Cathy ParetoWill your equities suffer when the baby boom generation decides to retire? There were 77 million baby boomers born between 1947 and 1964, that’s roughly 4.5 million a year. Many financial experts agree that the boomers, aggressively saving for retirement, are partly responsible for the surge in equity investments over the last several years. And some doomsayers are predicting the boomers will drain the equity markets of their capital once they retire. Should you ... Read Full Story

Author: Josh LeitzWe're not going to focus on the specifics of the funding and how it's being accounted for. We are going to talk about how this funding will greatly impact our students! Due to funding education hasn't been able to keep up with technology. We're not talking about not being able to upgrade to Windows Vista...how about upgrading to Windows XP!! For those that aren't familiar with software releases, Windows XP was released in 2005...that's four years ago!... Read Full Story

要告訴別人呦!  左鼻、右鼻之呼吸療效 我們有左邊、右邊鼻孔，吸氣、吐氣時有沒有一樣？答：一樣。 其實不一樣，可以感覺不一樣；右邊等於是太陽的意思，左邊等於是月亮. 平常頭痛時可以用手把右邊鼻孔關起來，只用左邊鼻孔吸氣、吐氣，約五分鐘，頭痛就好了。 如果疲倦、累了，相反的關起左邊的鼻孔，只用右邊吸氣、吐氣，不用多久，馬上精神好起了。 因為右邊屬於火氣，比較會熱，左邊比較會涼。 女生大部分吸氣、吐氣在左邊，所以心比較會涼快。 男生大部分吸氣、吐氣在右邊，所以他們比較會生氣。 我們起床時，可以注意哪邊吸氣、吐氣比較快？左邊或右邊？ 如果左邊比較快，覺得提不起精神，可以關起左邊鼻孔，用右邊呼吸，很快的精神會好起來。 這也可以教給小孩，大人用更好。如果你有警覺心的話，速度更快。 以前我曾經頭痛，痛得非常厲害，去看醫生，醫生說：你去結婚就好了！ （眾笑）,醫生說得沒錯，他有理論根據。 當時每天晚上都頭痛，沒有辦法看書，有吃藥，也不是辦法。 有一天晚上靜坐，關起右鼻孔呼吸，這樣子做，不到一個禮拜，頭痛好了！持續做了一個月，從那天晚上到現在，一次也沒有頭痛過。 這是我自己親身經驗過，... Read Full Story

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