…and make sure they do what pigeons do. That’s the only thing this humongous waste of metal is good for, a pigeon litterbox:
A 13-foot-high bronze statue unveiled before hundreds of cheering admirers depicts the beret-wearing Guevara standing defiantly while facing toward Santa Clara, Cuba , where another statue of Guevara faces toward Argentina.
“Hundreds?” I’m sure that actually means “101,” counting the media who were there to cheer on cover the “story.” At least some Argentinians have... Read Full Story
No, we’re not talking symphonies here. Although given where on his decrepit old body he’s been operated, I’m sure he’s “composing symphonies” of his own, in a manner of speaking.
No, what we’re talking about is a report on Miami TV last night, according to Babalu Blog, that Fidel Castro has undergone surgery again recently, his fifth since he took ill in 2006. According to Babalu Blog, this was reported by Dr. Jaime Suchliki of the University of Miami, who himself was citing an unnamed... Read Full Story
Inspired by this travel piece that was linked to by Babalu Blog, I’ve decided to post my own version of “5 Things You Need To Know For A Wedding In Cuba:”
Selecting a church: Fidel and Raul Castro’s communist Cuba is atheist, so good luck there. But hey, maybe if you promise to change Fidel’s colostomy bag, Cardinal Bertone might be willing to preside over your wedding.
Food: Ha! Hahahahaha! You REALLY expect to find food in Cuba? Maybe on Raul’s dinner plate. You’ll have to save your... Read Full Story
One of the most vile institutions imposed on Cuba’s people by the Castro regime is the neighborhood snitch program known officially as “El Comite para la Defensa de la Revolucion” (The Committee for the Defense of the Revolution, or CDR, which happens to be its initials in both English and Spanish).
The way the CDR works is that every neighborhood has someone who is a part of this organ of repression. Their job is to report anything deemed as suspicious to the communist authorities. In effect... Read Full Story
