The Mind of the Troll

Two years ago, I posted a rap/poem on Associated Content called The Mind of a Troll. Being that a few of my good blogger friends have been attacked recently, I'm posting a newly revised version of it. Well, I had thoughts of posting a sensible topic about commenting, but I added more lines to the original posting for this. So for all you members that have been victims of this and to you trolls, this is for you. This is thinking from a troll's mind.

I like to start fights by being the first to attack,
Then do it again when planning another article hijack,

I have power to abuse as I proudly thump my chest,
Anonymous bashing is smart as I've become obsessed,

I don't want others to know that I have an email,
I hate blogs that are fresh cuz my comments are stale,

I have a mind of my own, and I know I make sense,
I love the attention that I get building suspense,

I post irrelevant garbage because I don't care,
I'm in love with myself, and enjoy that love affair,

I feel all grown up when posting this way,
It's really me, not just an image I portray,

It's my right to do this according to many constitutions,
Though I will never make any real writing contributions,

My opinion is always right, and you are always wrong,
This is just my way of feeling like I belong,

Anything you write I won't be able to understand,
Besides, my opinion is the only one in high demand,

If you disagree with me, I will post an insult,
Remember, I'm no child, but a pretending adult,

I can bash you on your blog or in your chatbox,
I'm contagious and worse than swine flu or chicken pox,

I love starting fights cuz I'm a cyber giant,
My comments have better game than Kobe Bryant,

I'm above everyone, and the master of my domain,
I only like myself, do I have to explain?

It's no wonder that I don't have a single friend,
But I would much rather post replies to offend,

There is no better way to live than like a troll,
I just love playing in this lead theatrical role,

I'm only here to make sure your blog dream shatters,
Without me bashing you, nothing else matters!

So in the end, posting senseless replies is what I need,
I'm ready for another article so please continue to feed!