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Posted by kroq_jock February 13, 2012 It was only inevitable that by some absolute miracle of titty-fantastic favoritism that Kate Upton would score the cover of the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover on her sophomore year (beating other veteran models like Anne Vyalitsyna and Jessica Gomes). With the help of a TON of super-duper Photoshopping, the SI team was able to make Kate look less chubby and her titties much smaller. Yeah, I don’t get it, either. Other than Kate, 17... Read Full Story

I think I’m the only guy that can honestly say that Nina’s cover for the February issue of Nylon Magazine was absolutely dreadful. At least Entertainment Weekly had the right idea to forego the “hipster cowgirl” look and just let Nina wear next to nothing for their latest issue (on newsstands now) alongside her “Vampire Diaries” costars Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley. But to be honest, Nina ain’t got nothing on Ian Somerhalder. Now THAT is one hunk o’ man right there. And I say that as a... Read Full Story

Posted by kroq_jock February 11, 2012 The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue isn’t out for the next couple of days, but to those of you anticipating that Kate Upton might NOT get the cover over Anne Vyalitsyna, Fear not! Even if she doesn’t score the cover, she still gets to steal the cover away from “Mad Men” star Jon Hamm on the March issue of Esquire. The issue features a fold-out of image of Jon Hamm that (when pulled open) reveals Kate Upton as the actual covergirl! Check it... Read Full Story

Yup, another month, another dose of Aniston. This time Aniston is on the March cover of Instyle USA where she answers “important reader questions” (AKA the non-offensive pre-selected unjuicy crap). Whatever. . Read Full Story

Amanda needs to do more sexy photoshoots. Enough of the artsy crap, it’s time for some skin! For the March issue of Glamour, Amanda does shed a teeny-bit of clothing and exposes some flesh for the cameras and lets loose with her sexiness. About damned time! . Read Full Story

Here we go again. Last month’s Cosmo issue with Dakota Fanning got into a bit of controversy about her looking “too sexy”. For the March cover, Cosmo does Selena Gomez a big disservice by Photoshopping both her head AND boobs to a larger size. The boobs I don’t mind, but her noggin is WAY larger than the rest of her body! Read Full Story

Posted by kroq_jock January 28, 2012 It’s been a while since Olivia’s been on the cover of a magazine, so it’s a welcome sight to see her back! This time, Olivia graces the cover for local LA magazine, Angeleno, and inside the issue she’s seen wearing a sexy sheer blouse with a bit of non-gratuitous sideboob. So what does she talk about in the issue? I don’t know, I’m still staring at the sideboob. . Click on the pics to view the bigger version! Hotties , Mega-UHQ Scans... Read Full Story

The last time Nina was featured in Nylon, they tried to convince us that her threads were “Grunge”. Now Nina appears in the February issue wearing what is called “Vegas cowgirl” threads. Sigh, what-ever. . Read Full Story

Posted by kroq_jock January 20, 2012 Remember when actress Emmy Rossum was considered one of the best up-and-coming ingenue actresses? Remember when she used to do classy projects like “Phantom Of The Opera” and didn’t have to resort to doing cable TV shows where she gets plenty naked and has onscreen sex? Nah, me neither. The “Shameless” actress appears in the February issue of Self Magazine sporting lots of bright hipster clothing. So let me get this straight – she’ll get all... Read Full Story

Posted by kroq_jock January 18, 2012 I must be oblivious to the fact that GQ Magazine has a list called “The Lust List” because it’s the first I’ve ever heard of it. When you purchase the February issue of GQ with Michelle Williams on the cover, inside is a 6-page editorial featuring FIVE beautiful ladies (two actresses and three supermodels) chosen for GQ’s “Lust List” – Jessica Pare, Candice Swanepoel, Liu Wen, Joan Smalls, and some French actress whose name I can’t remember... Read Full Story