Posted by kroq_jock November 7, 2009 Ashley Greene is the last cover girl of 2009 for Maxim Magazine. The issue should be on newsstands within the next couple of days but only WE have the exclusive Mega-UHQ scans of both covers! Click on the pic to view the bigger version. Bad news! Ashley is NOT naked (or even half-naked) in the issue. In fact, she is fully-clothed in her entire 6-page editorial! I was eager to see what kinda half-naked hilarity Ashley was gonna pull after her ordeal ... Read Full Story

Posted by kroq_jock November 6, 2009 Today is the 30th birthday of Los Angeles Lakers Forward Lamar Odom. Of course, we all know Lamar is known famously for marrying King Kong Kardashian and also for his sweet-tooth dementia. I get the feeling that Lamar’s lovely beast of a bride will be charging like a wild animal for the birthday cake during the party. Knowing his penchant for candy and sweets, Lamar may need to use one of those rhinoceros tranquilizers to keep her from eating i... Read Full Story

The She-Wolf Shakira attended the MTV European Music Awards last night sportin’ a nice combed little hairdo on the Red Carpet but immediately after the show, the Latina songstress was spotted arriving at the Berliner Flughafen sportin’ some mad fake-ass weaves! WTF?!? Read Full Story

Posted by kroq_jock November 5, 2009 Here’s a recent photo of Demi-god Brad Pitt and his hippie goatee at a Tokyo press conference for that Nazi movie he made with Tarantino. See, even with the hippie goatee, Brad still looks cool. Unlike Jim Carrey’s stanky beard. FUCK Jim Carrey’s beard! In The News If you enjoyed this post, please consider to leave a comment or subscribe to the feed and get future articles delivered to your feed reader. Read Full Story

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In today’s edition of Celebs @ The Airport, we focus on three celebs that all arrived (almost at the same time) at the Berliner Flughafen (or “Berlin Airport”) for the MTV European Music Awards. And today’s celebs are: Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, songstress Leona Lewis (with her Humpty nose still in intact), and I-Carly actress Miranda Cosgrove. Read Full Story

Here’s a photo of someone named Kelly Brook making her debut stage appearance of “Calendar Girls” (based on the movie). Two big cupcakes covering two bigger double-D cupcakes? YES, PLEASE! Read Full Story

Posted by kroq_jock November 3, 2009 There are currently SIX models that are the official Victoria’s Secret Angels: Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller, and Doutzen Kroes. There were formerly NINE of them but the the last three opted out of their roles as Angels, which was a BIG mistake because now nobody gives a damn about them. Anyway, the Victoria’s Secret Facebook page made the announcement of adding FIVE (count ‘em, FIVE) new ... Read Full Story

Posted by kroq_jock November 3, 2009 Sports Illustrated model and “Gary Unmarried” cameo starlet Marisa Miller is back as the spokesgirl for the 2009 campaign for Harley Davidson. I guess that’s a good thing considering just how tired I was of looking at her lingerie pictures….HEY, wait, what the—-??? You’ll notice that she’s dressed a 1940’s Army pin-up girl. Not very spank-worthy like last year’s leatherclad campaign, but I like th... Read Full Story

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