HuffPo has culled together the worst of the worst protest signs from Michele Bachman’s Tea Party yesterday, which was designed to “scare members of Congress” into voting against healthcare reform. Our top three: We share this country with jackholes that see no difference between a viable public health insurance option,  an environment in which tens of millions of people were politically purged, and genocide. We’re no Congresswomen, but that’s fucking scary ... Read Full Story

Meet Ropid (Rapid + Robot), a new robot just unveiled by scientists in Japan that jumps, responds to directions… …and is about 10,396,574 more adorable and fun to watch than your obnoxious little cousin with 1 year of ballet and 4 years of piano lessons under her belt, who your aunt dresses up in stupid party dresses every time there’s the teeniest, mundane family function going on–who she will HUSH AN ENTIRE ROOM FOR (sometimes even an NBA Playoff game) so that the... Read Full Story

John Woo’s new film, Red Cliff, is now available on VOD, Amazon and XBOX Live and will open in theaters starting November 18, 2009. Red Cliff is film #3 in Magnet Releasing’s Six Shooter Film Series 2, and looks so awesome. View the trailer here: We are partnering with Magnet for a contest to offer a sweet prize package that includes: a full size RED CLIFF poster signed by John Woo (!!!) and the Magnet/Magnolia DVDs EXILED, CHOCOLATE and DYNAMITE WARRIOR. You’d be stupid not to... Read Full Story

Wishing Johnny Damon a happy birthday is total fucking overkill. We refuse to do it. Here’s why: Johnny Damon and Joba the Hutt Chamberlain celebrate the New York Yankees’ 27th World Series title Imagine you’re Johnny Damon. You wake up today, and it’s your 36th birthday. You’re hungover, no, scratch that, you’re still drunk from the night before, because you raged into the wee hours after winning the World Series. Not your first World Series, mind yo... Read Full Story

First, sushi and Chinese herbs tried to poison Jeremy Piven, forcing the Entourage actor to drop out of David Mamet’s Speed-the-Plow last December. Then, the 44 year-old was photographed in Malibu with full-on man boobage this September, which he recently blamed on a 12 cups-a-day soy milk habit. Oh, Asian Foods. Why do you hate the Pivert so? Source Thanks, Gary! Read Full Story

A person who fetishizes Asian dress, food, religion, and/or culture, often to the detriment of his/her own health and that of others. Example: Jeremy Piven. Read Full Story

You don’t have to be a bleeding-heart emo vegan with a hard-on for Natalie Portman to think that killing baby seals for their fur is one of the sickest forms of animal cruelty around. But after seeing PETA’s new celebrity ad campaign to end seal slaughter in Canada and some of the douche applicators in it… …I kinda wanted to club a baby seal to death. Then I noticed Grace Park took part in the campaign, too, and I thought, “Damn, baby seals, this must be you... Read Full Story

Congratulasians to Hideki Matsui, who was named World Series MVP after the Yankees finished off the Phillies, 7-3, in six Wednesday. Matsui, whose nickname is “Godzilla” in Japan, had a monster night in the Series clincher–he homered, doubled, and singled–and tied the record for most RBI (6) in a World Series game. The 35 year-old also hit .615 in the Series overall. Matsui is the first Japanese-born baseball player to receive the Most Valuable Player honor and desc... Read Full Story

Does it make us squirm a little to learn that President Obama’s half-brother has conveniently adopted his father’s last name, just in time to promote his semi-autobiographical book about the dad he shares with our President? Yes. Mark Obama Ndesandjo, President Obama's half-brother, promoting his new book in China But does the thought of another adorable, amazian munchkin visiting Uncle Barack in the White House someday make us squeal, a lot? YUP. [AFP: Obama's Half-brother Speaks... Read Full Story

5. Lewiston, Maine 4. Those asshole lobsters 3. Really cold winters 2. Super lame self-referential terms like “Mainers” and “Maine-iacs” 1. November 3, 2009, the day Maine voters rejected a state law that would allow same-sex couples to marry, just six months after the measure was passed by state legislature and signed by the governor. Um… can somebody say, “EPIC FAIL, YOU DUMBASS MAINE-IACS?” [ABC News: Maine Gay Marriage Law Repealed] Source Than... Read Full Story