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Two Wongs make a right! Sorry, I couldn’t resist. (Besides I am a “Wong” even though I spell it “Wang” so y’all can suck my wang if you don’t like it.) Here’s another spoof of Pete Hoekstra’s Super Bowl ad starring a lady Wong , this time courtesy of the divine Ms. Kristina: Can I get a slow-clap from all my Angelenos for THIS: “Oh, I thought we were in Runyon Canyon”? [ Kristina Wong official website ] [ Funny Or Die's Spoof Of That Horrible Hoekstra Ad... Read Full Story

Controversial Racist Pete Hoekstra Ad – watch more funny videos That Ali Wong is pretty adorbs. Does this mean I have to start watching Are You There, Chelsea? , where Wong plays Laura Prepon’s–i.e. the Chelsea Handler character’s–BFF? I’m not sure I can handle that. My only takeaway from watching Handler is that she’s the King Midas of comedy, only everything she touches turns into a hacky racist joke that people somehow excuse because she’s a woman who says “cunt” a lot. Anyone seen... Read Full Story

Soooo much happened during the Super Bowl. And, no, I don’t mean with the football. That was a lot of low-scoring farting around, too many lame field goals, a last-second Hail Mary not-so-full-of-grace, and supermodel Gisele Bundchen being delightfully, pettily un-super while cameras captured the whole thing. The game itself kinda felt like a bad drunken hook-up with a dude you’re not that attracted to that just won’t end. (Not that I know anything about that. Ahem .) What I’m really... Read Full Story

I just can’t get enough of this. [ The New Yorker: MIA Shouldn't Have Apologized ] Read Full Story

Hardass Asian Parents, take note. You can be an artist, and still rule at the maths. That’s true, at least, in the case of Korean American graffiti artist David Choe , who painted the walls of Facebook’s first corporate headquarters back in 2005. Instead of taking cash for his work, Choe chose to be paid in Facebook stock , even though he thought Facebook was “ridiculous and pointless” at the time. (This was his right brain talking. His left brain, meanwhile, was ignoring the right brain... Read Full Story

With “February sweeps” right around the corner–one of the “sweeps months” when networks pull out all the stops to juke ratings so that, based on those increased viewership numbers, they can set ad prices for the rest of the year–I wanted to talk about the recent dustup over CBS’ new hit sitcom 2 Broke Girls , which will resume airing new episodes next week. Michael Patrick King and the 2 Broke Girls at the TCA Event A few weeks ago at the Television Critics Association’s (TCA) Winter... Read Full Story

I’ve kinda hated every new incarnation of Shit [Fill-In-The-Blank] People Say with greater intensity until I saw this video. Maybe it’s cuz Asian Moms are funnier than the rest of us. But this right here is TRUTH: “NO SHAKY LEG!!!” reminds me of the time my cousin, when she was 7 years old, told me her HAM told her that shaking your leg at the table meant you were a slut. Or, in the words of this vid, someone who goes out “every day tryna have the sex.” [ JustKiddingFilms on YouTube... Read Full Story

By now, many of you have already seen the shocking video of a 17 year-old Asian American teen from the south side of Chicago getting the shit beaten out of him by 6 other teens, most of whose identities are obscured by hoodies and ski masks, while one other person films the attack. The victim was robbed and treated for a laceration to his lip, bruising, and abrasions, according to WaPo . The Chicago police have ruled out that the assault was racially motivated –you can hear the... Read Full Story

Only just getting around to seeing our version of the Shit Girls Say meme: What do you think, Asian Girls? Does this shit sound familiar? Reply below in the comments section! Thanks, Kenny! Read Full Story

If this is what it is like to work for the legendary restauranteur Mr. Chow , sign me up for Camp Chow. [ Nowness ] All the way with George Takei ! Our favorite Star Trek cast member (original flava, of course) is going to be on the next season of “Celebrity Apprentice.” [ Crushable ] This produce packs a punch! Manny “Pac-Man” Pacquiao now has his own line of vegetables called, fittingly, Pacquiao Produce . [ YouTube ] Congratulations, Matthew Fox ! You’re the latest White dude to save... Read Full Story