The lesbians Ray was donating his sperm to have vanished!  So Ray hires Johnathan to help him track them down.  Although I am relatively certain that Johnathan is not getting paid at all. Johnathan is apparently really good at picking locks, which is weird to me because we’ve never seen him do this before so how the hell did he become accomplished at it?  Also it turns out that the lesbians were actually selling Ray’s sperm to other lesbian couples, rather than using it for themse... Read Full Story

I decided to start a new feature, which I’m calling the Song of the Week! These will be songs I am currently obsessed with, the things I hum under my breath or keep me awake by playing in my head at night. Hopefully you will like it, and maybe we can introduce each other to new music this way. Although the truth is most of the stuff I post will either be something I heard on a TV show or the radio, so it’s already mildly popular. This week we have I Like You So Much Better When ... Read Full Story

Dexter continues to investigate Trinity’s private life, to try and learn how Trinity, aka Arthur Mitchell, is able to exist in society despite his own dark passenger. We also learn, just as I had suspected, that Arthur has a personal tie to these particular kinds of murders – his sister was found dead in the bathtub when he was young, his mother killed herself by jumping off a building, and his father was murdered in an alley with a wound to the head. Deb also wants to be an eye ... Read Full Story

This entire episode is basically leading up to Clark and Lois making out at the end.  For reals, this time.  Not a dream or flash to the future, no attempt by Clark to erase it, it just happens.  In the middle of the Daily Planet.  If I worked there, I would be irritated.  Plus y’all know how I feel about Lois anyway, so I am less than thrilled about this. Realistically speaking, we’ve had something like five seasons to build up to this.  From the moment Lois was introduced, you k... Read Full Story

The episode opens with Vicky attacking Tyler, and the Salvatore brothers manage to get there just in time to save him.  I am confused by Damon’s participation, because he is all about Vicky drinking human blood so I totally don’t get why he helps Stephan stop her this time.  And then glamour’s the memory away for Tyler.  Who calls him dude, so Damon says “Dude?  Come on!  Dude?” Elena goes to visit Stefan, who leaves her alone with Vicky.  This just seems like a ... Read Full Story

Community took a slightly different approach with their Halloween episode – to keep it in the context of the theme of the show, Annie throws a Day of the Dead party for Spanish class, in which everyone comes dressed up.  And Senor Chang has to come because Annie is getting extra credit for the party, which he is not happy about. Their costumes are kind of funny: Annie is a skeleton; Troy is some guy who I can only guess is from the 70’s with that mustache; Shirley is Harry Potter,... Read Full Story

Ah, the Halloween episode!  I actually like when shows tie in their episodes with the holidays like this.  Buffy used to do it with Halloween and I adored it. Speaking of Buffy, the show opens with Castle coming into the living room dressed as…a space cowboy!  Alexis asks him what he is, then tells him there are no cows in space, and asks “Didn’t you do that like five years ago?”  For those who didn’t see Firefly, he was dressed as Captain Malcolm Reynolds, the c... Read Full Story

Johnathan is enlisted to track down a woman who is blackmailing this guy who slept with her.  He’s married, and the woman is going to give their sex tape to his wife if he doesn’t start paying her weekly.  Or maybe it’s monthly.  I can’t remember.  Because during their meeting, he shows Johnathan a picture of the woman, who immediately comments that she has a beautiful body, and this really bothered me.  It stuck with me for the whole episode.  I think this is just ano... Read Full Story

There’s a trailer up on hulu for the next episode of Dollhouse, which is returning December 4.  I’ve taken the liberty of embedding the trailer for you here: <object width=”512″ height=”296″><param name=”movie” value=”http://www.hulu.com/embed/ktcm3t5dSQd6wbSlppPuag”></param><param name=”allowFullScreen” value=”true”></param><embed src=”http://www.hulu.com/embed/ktcm3t5dS... Read Full Story

This episode picks up immediately after the end of the last one, with Deb being rushed off in an ambulance and Lundy laying dead in a parking lot.  I am Jack’s television induced sadness. At the hospital, Deb tells Anton that she slept with Lundy.  As much as I do adore Lundy, I feel bad for Anton.  I thought he was really good for Deb, plus I like their relationship and the way it evolved from him being a CI to Deb’s boyfriend. Also, La Guerta makes the decision to tell Matthews ... Read Full Story