Friendship between Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night.
The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s ten best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn’t come home one night.
The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The woman called her husband’s ten best friends, eight of which confirmed that he had slept over, and two said that he was still there. Read Full Story
Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed.
A ‘friend of a friend’ put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of ‘Artie.’
Artie then explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was £5,000.
The husband said he ... Read Full Story
Is this the coolest way EVER to fight fires?
If I had one of these I would be so tempted to set things on fire just so I could use it to put them out again! Amazing. Read Full Story
A Brazilian bricklayer has amazed his family and friends by turning up to his own funeral. Ademir Goncalves (59) had been identified as the victim of a horrific car crash on Sunday. They had had some difficulty identifying the corpse as it was badly disfigured in the crash.
Unfortunately Mr Goncalves had spent the night with his friends drinking a rum-like liquor known as “pinga” and did not find out about the funeral until it was already happening on Monday morning. There wasn... Read Full Story
According to a London newspaper, a certain private school in Mill Hill, London, was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 11 year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the girls’ toilets. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the cleaner would have to spend a large amount of time scrubbing them off the glass and the next day the girls would put ... Read Full Story
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