Is this the coolest way EVER to fight fires?
If I had one of these I would be so tempted to set things on fire just so I could use it to put them out again! Amazing. Read Full Story
A Brazilian bricklayer has amazed his family and friends by turning up to his own funeral. Ademir Goncalves (59) had been identified as the victim of a horrific car crash on Sunday. They had had some difficulty identifying the corpse as it was badly disfigured in the crash.
Unfortunately Mr Goncalves had spent the night with his friends drinking a rum-like liquor known as “pinga” and did not find out about the funeral until it was already happening on Monday morning. There wasn... Read Full Story
According to a London newspaper, a certain private school in Mill Hill, London, was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 11 year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the girls’ toilets. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the cleaner would have to spend a large amount of time scrubbing them off the glass and the next day the girls would put ... Read Full Story
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.
“In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.” Read Full Story
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