Death.

I went to a barbeque on a friend's houseboat on Saturday. It was a beautiful day. I saw a friend at the barbeque who had recently been going through a tough time but looked like he was improving. We had a beer as we chatted a bit about his upcoming DJing gigs, and how much I liked that he was wearing a purple shirt. I told him I thought more guys should wear pastels. I told him that if I were a guy I would dress exactly like him. His face lit up for a moment and in the most genuine tone asked, "Really?"