Have you ever seen a person that caught your eye and you did not know if it was a male or female? Now this is not a rant against any sexual persuasion, cuz I really do not care who or  for that matter what you are boinking. Just keep it in private K? I just wonder how to address some people is all. I have seen some a- sexual people lately, and I call them a-sexual because, A what the hell are you? No boobs in some cases and I assume they are males. Mullet wearing, jeans and t shirt sort of... Read Full Story

Have you seen the Hanes commercials where they show the women wiggling around hoping no one can see them trying to undo their wedgies? I for one have never had that problem. Of course I try to wear underwear that fit. I figure if you spend  a little more for a good panty, you should not have to worry about them riding up your ass. Just wear thongs. Thongs are supposed to give you a wedgie.  If  you feel funny with dental floss in your ass crack, have faith. Your ass will soon be numb and you... Read Full Story

I hope everyone got a good look at the picture I have posted. I think it is so cool. I give kudos to Bill Libbey at ianimateyou for doing this picture. Please go see him and see what he has to offer. Reasonable prices and he can do any picture the way you want it. Even your pet! Tell him ettarose sent you. Read Full Story

A good friend and I were talking about lecherous old men the other night. Do they get more hard up as they get older? Are they so unaware of how oily they look with slobber dripping off their chins? Staring at young girls like they were on display in a jewelry store window.  When they are called on it they stutter that they were just seeing what  resort the t shirt came from. Oh really? How many times have you been there you broken down old pervert? Can’t remember? Come here and let me pull... Read Full Story

Ladies. Do me a favor would you? Learn how to buy a damned bra and get off my back about my titties! I have had some well endowed women who wear training bras complain about my “perky boobs” as they call them. I had one tell me I was buying special bras to push mine into all the men’s faces. Please Bitch! Let me take you bra shopping and show you how to set them babies free! This woman wears a bra that is at least four sizes too small that smashes her boobs down and pushes them out the bottom... Read Full Story

I need to talk about a touchy subject. This is for the men in the world. Not to be confused with Gorilla Sushi, we have all seen what they call gorilla knuckles. Sometimes you go to the park and you see the old men with their polyester pants all bunched up around their flabby thighs. And staring you right in the face and causing temporary blindness, are the gorilla knuckles. You know what I am talking about. Old loose balls all crammed on one side of the pants and the other side is as empty... Read Full Story

I have been awarded so many awards and I thank all of you who have thought enough of me to do so. Now it is my turn to give back. I created this award because words sometimes are not enough  to show how much you guys mean to me. I have “met” so many good people on the internet, and a lot of you have brightened my life in so many way. I wish the following blogs to have this award. All I ask is that you link back to me. You may pass this along or just keep it, that is up to you. First, to... Read Full Story

More awards and a new playhouse. What!?!?!?!!? I am blessed I tell you, blessed. In case you did not know, Annie over at a nice place in the sun, was very ill. She had a wonderful family who let all of us know what was going on and when she would be back. She was missed terribly and had us all worried. She is back now and I hope feeling so much better. She is one of the nicest people I know and I adore her. She bestowed two awards on me! I swear Annie I love you girl. One is the “you cheer... Read Full Story

Oysters on the half shell, tomato soup, rotten fruit and rotten meat. All odors, or stink if you will that some of us have smelled in the last several weeks at work. It is a smell that has a life of it’s own. It permeates the air and brings a tear to the eye. It has a life, a life as alien as Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch. It curls the hair in your nose and slips icy fingers into the depths of your bowels, caressing your entrails and making you scream for mercy. This is the smell of... Read Full Story

Special embalming fluid helped this young man enjoy his own wake? That’s right folks, this young man at the young age of twenty four was already preparing for his death. He told his parents, that when he died he wanted to stand up and enjoy his own wake. So that is exactly what Angel Pantoja Medina did. He was propped in a corner wearing his Yankees baseball cap and his designer sunglasses enjoying the fuss made over him at his wake. His brother told news reporters that he wanted to stand... Read Full Story