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If you're anything like us, you've been knee deep in the awesome new mystery game, LA Noire. If you're younger than us, you probably think that it's boring and not action heavy enough. Fine. Be that way. Ass. But if you're too old to play video games and still do, you know how awesome it is to be a detective in 1940's Los Angeles. It makes you feel like a kick ass sword of justice. So leave it to Funny or Die to give a bit more reality to what your super cop in LA Noire is more accurately... Read Full Story

In honor of fallen heroes. I bring you the most disturbing video you've ever seen. Let FREEDOM ring!!! Read Full Story

It's almost one of the greatest days of the year! This year Free Comic Book Day is on May 7th! Hurray. Yep, Free Comic Book Day, the one day of the year where you can go to your favorite comic shop and pick up comic books, FOR FREE! Shit, it's exciting. This year look for books with Spider Man, Darkwing Duck, Green Lantern, Betty and Veronica, Locke and Key, 2000 AD, Inspector Gadget, The Misadventures of Adam West and many more great books. While you're out reaping the rewards of this... Read Full Story

This is the image that I got in my e-mail from StarWars.com Yep, a big hint at the reveal for the Star Wars Blu Ray disks that I can't stop waiting for. Now you probably already know that Sept. 16th of this year Lucasfilm is releasing all of the Star Wars movies on glorious Blu Ray format. There has been a lot of talk from Lucasfilm about all the extras that will be packed on to the disks. Evidently on May 4th we'll all finally get to stop speculating and know what bountiful goodies await us... Read Full Story

Sure, you thought that Call of Duty Black Ops couldn't kick any more ass. Well you couldn't be any more wrong. On May 3rd we're going to be treated to a new DLC, and a big part of that DLC will be Call of the Dead. Yep, they're adding more zombie awesomeness to Black Ops. But wait, there's more! Danny Trejo, Robert Englund, Sarah Michelle Geller and Michael Rooker are on board. It looks kind of like Black Ops meets Left 4 Dead. And it looks 100% kick ass. You know what I'll be doing May 3rd. Read Full Story

It's well known that Spider Man Turn Off The Dark can't stop having huge problems. It's crashing and burning in an amazing and epic manor. Too bad though because in theory it could be cool. But, sadly it's just a big joke. So how do you save one of Broadways biggest bombs? Give the lead to George Takei. Obviously. I'm kind of shocked this hasn't been thought of sooner. Read Full Story

Ash is back! Well, as always, sort of. In this iteration, Evil Dead returns again as a game. So pick up your boomstick and your iPad or iPhone and get ready to kick some D eadite ass. Ghost House Pictures has teamed with Trigger Apps to bring even more signature Evil Dead style and fun to our portable media devices. The game should be around $2.99 for the phone version and $4.99 for your iPad . It's a 3D shooter where you take control of Ash and help him lead his group of friends though... Read Full Story

Rob Zombie has a new low budget horror film in the works. The Lords of Salem is Zombie's new project and while there is little news about the film thus far, to the right you can see a teaser poster that Zombie released today. The movie is produced by the guys who brought us Insidious and Paranormal Activity. Here's what Zombie has given as the synopsis; "The story is about a local DJ who mistakenly unleashes a hellish curse on the town. 300 Years earlier on the very streets of Salem that the... Read Full Story

Well, I finally took the time to play Homefront, the new FPS from KAOS and THQ. The single player story line was written by John Milius, the writer of Apocalypse Now and Red Dawn. That guy looks like Walter from The Big Lebowski, so there's no way that the story can't kick ass. Well, you know what? The single player story does kick ass, and fairly mightily. The year 2027 and you've been arrested by the United Korean Government. See, this wicked lead up video that is at the bottom of this... Read Full Story

You know what video game heros that we all are here at The Nothing Files. Well, I keep hearing about this Yoostar 2 in the movies game for the Xbox 360 and PS3. It looks bad ass. Super bad ass actually. You get to put yourself into famous scenes from your favorite movies. Fuck. Bad ass. Well, maybe. I probably can't act at all and the game will tell me the extent to which I can't. Just like Rock Band taught me that I can't sing, Def Jam Rap Star taught me that I can't rap, and DJ Hero taught... Read Full Story