Freddy The Doll
Freddy Krueger has gone a long way in his storied carrier. First a child killer, burned alive by an angry community demanding justice. Then a nightmare demon who kills teenagers in there sleep. For a short time, the host of a pretty awful TV show. And occasionally a character in really terrible video games. But all that was just a warm up to this; Freddy the Child's Toy. That's right, this April you can have your very own Freddy Krueger doll. Living Dead Dolls and Mighty Muggs have both... Read Full Story
What if the Sith Won?
That is the question posed at the end of the trailer for Star Wars: The Force Unleashed - Ultimate Sith Edition. Pretty sweet, huh?Well, from what I can tell, Lucasfilms has re-released The Force Unleashed, now with 3 bonus levels. From the looks of things, the game continues after The Apprentice strikes down Darth Vader and starts to mop up The Empires dirty laundry. From the looks of the trailer, The Apprentice is going after Boba Fett, Obi Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker.Awesome. Sure the fi... Read Full Story
My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done
Here's the poster for the new Werner Herzog film, My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done.The film, produced by David Lynch, follows the story of a man who kills his mother with a sword while acting out a Sophocles play. It's based on a true story.The film features, Michael Shannon, Willem Dafoe, Chloe Sevigny, Udo Kier and Michael Pena. Only Michael Shannon has a non-weird name.On December 11th, the movie opens at New Yorks IFC Center, then to select theaters after. This sounds damn cool and we... Read Full Story
Dr Who Animated Series
Dr Who fans have something new to look forward to. BBC Red Button will be airing a six-part animated Dr Who series starting on November 21st. The show will also be available on the site bbc.co.uk/doctorwhoCalled Dreamland and described as a Dr Who meets a 50's B-Movie monster, the show will find the Doctor landing the TARDIS in the desert in the southern US. At a local diner the Doctor will find a strange alien artifact and that will lead him to Area 51, aka Dreamland.This Dr Who outing w... Read Full Story
Hellraiser Remake Still Moving Forward
Even though there is still no director attached to the film, Dimension Films states that their Hellraiser remake in 3D is still on track.I guess that's a good thing, they've already remade A Nightmare on Elm Street, why not hit up one my other two favorite horror films, Hellraiser. And while you're at it, re-vamp Re-Animator, go for the trifecta. Actually, I've heard that there is a Re-Animator remake in the works too.So, while the film would seem fairly adrift at sea, Dimension is not giv... Read Full Story
Star Wars Love Ballad
Yep, yet another "dear God" Star Wars video. This one is an 80's style love ballad about Luke and Leia. It's pretty funny and creepy considering that they are brother and sister. And yes, he does say "my lightsaber's burning". Super creepy... Read Full Story
Guy Fawkes Day
Remember, remember the fifth of November,The gunpowder treason and plot,I know of no reasonWhy the Gunpowder treasonShould ever be forgot.The Nothing Files would like to wish everyone a happy Guy Fawkes Day and Guy Fawkes night. Fawkes at midnight, and by torchlight there was foundWith long matches and devices, underground Read Full Story
Totally Nerd Core 2010
Ok, I'm shilling again. But this does fall into my "super awesome" category.For those of you that haven't heard about this yet, for the last few years totallynerdcore.com has been offering yearly calenders that feature different "nerdy" themes. So far there have been video games, superheros and villains, Sci Fi, and this year, horror. That sounds cool enough, but now realise that it's hot, mostly naked, female models in said genera. Yep. Super awesome.This year is horror? I can't wait ... Read Full Story
The Cabin in the Woods
The Joss Whedon scripted horror film The Cabin in the Woods won't be coming to theaters this February. It's been pushed back until January 14th, 2011. The Drew Goddard directed film is now also going to undergo 3D-ification! More, fucking 3D. Awesome.I really am excited to see this film and I'm more than a little pissed that it's probably being pushed back to get it's 3D on. So hopefully we'll finally get to see The Cabin in the Woods in 2011. Unless they come out with Super 3D. Or Str... Read Full Story
Leatherface in 3D
So it looks like Platinum Dunes has lost the rights to Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Well, Twisted Pictures, the company behind SAW, has picked it up.The new Texas Chainsaw Massacre will now be penned by The Grudge's Stephen Susco, and produced by Carl Mazzocone, Mark Burg and Oren Koules. Also the plan is to contemporize the story, bringing it into the present and... Wait for it... Make that fucker in 3D!!!!!More 3D. Ok. So, Leatherface is in new hands and they want to bring him into the p... Read Full Story