The Dustiest Is The Shiniest
(My Shopping Partner - guess who!)
He picked out the dustiest pair of patent flats from the shelves for me.
I gawked with amazement why on earth would you pick out the dustiest of them all.
He said, the dust protects the shoe from all the scratches.
True enough it was the shiniest pair.
I totally need him in my life.
x faa
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