Ugh. I do hate this time of year. For me, from my birthday through the Holidays is horrific. I've always hated these months because that nagging DOWN feeling, accompanied with booze and pills, always manages to take over. Frankly, if we could just remove the final three months of the year from our calenders, I'd be delighted.It started kind of early this year. In a quel dramatique moment, I took a handful of Ambien, promptly barfed it up, and slept for two days.&... Read Full Story
Well, our final fiesta went off without so much as a hitch....77 guest in all, coming in from as far off as Australia!!! Merrily got THREE offers on her house, which means Portland comes sooner than later. Will we continue the Tradition in Oregon? Only time will tell.More pics to come later.... Read Full Story
Would someone please tell me what her secret is?! At nigh on 107, Perennial Emmy Nominee Susan Lucci must be drinking the blood of virgins, or she's has a portrait locked away in the attic that gets older for her. Does she not look amazing?! Read Full Story
I OFTEN PONDER..Why in the hell do dog owners feel that just because they own a canine, they are welcome to the party.SHEESH.Leave your fucking dogs at home.I hate them.Look I'm a Cat Person. They're clean, they think for themselves, and generally speaking, will just go away if they want to. They won't hop in the car when they hear your car keys rattling. Cats don't travel well. When cats take a shit, THEY COVER IT UP!!! Dogs just eat it. You can leave a dish out for Pussy, filled to th... Read Full Story
Back in the good old days before BLOGS were a glimmer on the horizon of publishing, Derek Washington and I published and distributed what was known as a 'ZINE. For those of you who don't remember such things, a 'zine was a mere 5-6 pieces of paper, Xeroxed and stapled together, then distributed, guerrilla style, on the streets. Our beat was West Hollywood, and the people we targeted were the stoopid faggots that crowded those oh so WHITE streets, grandly showing off Nautilus sculpted chests... Read Full Story
