I, much like every writer out there, am currently in the process of writing scripts that will likely never see completion. But rest assured, it's the best thing you've never read in your life.

Stephen King's It, Have a Nice Day by Mick Foley, Naked pictures of famous people by Jon Stewart, A Lion's Tale by Chris Jericho, Chair Shots & Other Obstacles by Bobby Heenan, Pure Dynamite by Dynamite Kid, Tributes by Dave Meltzer, WrestleCrap Book of Lists, Scott Keith, Nick Hornby, Iliad, Odyssey, Aeneid, The Histories by Herodotus

On average, women hear better then men