Heterosexuals Seek Repeal of Broadway ‘Don’t Ask/Don’t Tell’ Policy
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The repeal of the military’s Don’t Ask/Don’t Tell policy by the U.S. Congress is an historic day for all who seek an equal opportunity to serve in all facets of American life. Unfortunately, new law fell short of freeing all who would like to serve their country and, especially, the theatre ticket buying public. Read Full Story
Let’s Go Suck Some Goddamn Toes…..
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C’mon, Gus, you can’t be surprised that Rex Ryan is freaky-deaky in the sack, can you? Granted, foot fetish, nipple torture and bisexuality (hasn’t been determined yet whether it’s Rex or Mrs. Rex who is allegedly advertising bisexuality) are shocking concepts to Mr. and Mrs. Minnesota Vikings fan, but in the Big Apple these practices are considered de rigueur. Read Full Story
Adidas Uses Jabulani Technology To Create Perfect Soccer Fan Breasts
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By now we’ve all read ( here , here , here and….even the wee people get in on the act….. here ), ad nauseum, about the failings of the Adidas Jabulani soccer ball being used at the World Cup. The seamless technology, blah blah blah, creates knuckling conditions at a certain, blah blah blah, speed. Etc., etc., etc. Read Full Story
More LeBron……
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….and only because they went and had a welcoming party for tres heat homos in Miami. These people have no shame. Read Full Story
Despicable LeBron
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What else is there to say. We’ve all been duped. We all thought to ourselves, “Here is a guy who gets IT.” Then…LeBron pulls a Geraldo Rivera. Last night’s performance was our generation’s equivalent of the opening of Al Capone’s Safe . We should all be ashamed at ourselves for watching. Read Full Story
Much Gayness: North Korean Palms Ivory Coaster’s Balls
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Who can blame the North Korean. Where he comes from, Ivory Coast Balls are a delicacy. Of course, anything not made of stone is a delicacy in North Korea. Read Full Story
What do Sandra Bullock and Donovon McNabb have in common?
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Yes….Donovon got Jesse James’d by the big fat man in Philadelphia, Andy Reid.  The Michelle “Bombshell” McGee in this relationship is Kevin Kolb who, we don’t believe, has any piercing or tats (but may…or may not….have sensitive nipples, if reports from Dupes are to be believed). Read Full Story
Ron Washington has never used drugs before…..
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That’s right, Texas Rangers manager Ron Washington says his cocaine usage was a one-time thing …undoubtedly caused by the looming sale of the Rangers to some dude named Greenberg from Pittsbugh….and we believe him…..there’s no way a drug-using baseball player could look this healthy. Read Full Story
Broncos Hire Martindale
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wait…what? Read Full Story
Hey Now!
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Yesterday we bashed si.com for its economics-inspired insensitivity to the Chris Henry passing.  Today, we celebrate it for providing us with a never-ending supply of cheerporn.  Since one-time editor Conrad Dupes is a graduate of the University of Maryland School of Recreational Studies and Irish/Arab Studies….we dedicate this….eh hmmm….”spread” to him. Read Full Story

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