Dodgers Owner’s Wife Showers with Manny; is Fired.
From:  flatusyahu.com
You knew someone was going to be held accountable for Manny Ramirez taking an early shower during Game Four of the NLCS….and you had to know that it wasn’t going to be Manny. Turns out, it’s Jamie McCourt….soon to be divorced wife of Dodger owner and Angela’s Ashes author Frank McCort.  We made up that last part.  The guy who wrote Angela’s Ashes is named Frank McCourt….but he’s not the same douchewaffle Dodgers owner who just fired his wife. ... Read Full Story
Monday-Morning Text Messager
From:  flatusyahu.com
If your mistress sends you the following text message stream, you might want to think about a restraining order: “U love me?” “Baby I might have a breakdown im so stressed” “baby I need to pay the cell phone bills n the hospital. can u transfer 2000 to my acc.” “All this bills n everything else [...] Read Full Story
T-Minus 12 Hours: Phillies Back-to-Back Pennants
From:  flatusyahu.com
Exclusive: Romo and Simpson Chinese New Year Party Pic!
From:  flatusyahu.com
Don’t hate us.  We were undernourished as young children. Read Full Story
Behold the Year of the Ox
From:  flatusyahu.com
moooooooooooo!!!! a long time ago we predicted that jessica simpson was pregnant with the toothy-grin demon love child of Mr. December, Tony Romo.   we were wrong.  it seems she was just preparing for her roll as the spokeswoman of the Chinese Year of the Ox! Yikes! images via nypost.com  more ox can be seen here.  Share This! Tags: jessica simpson, ox, tony homo This entry was posted ... Read Full Story
From The Flatusyahu Finance Desk: Pfizer Buys Wyeth for 68B
From:  flatusyahu.com
The Yankee Years
From:  flatusyahu.com
News of Joe Torre’s new book “The Yankee Years” is going to lead to some fun in the blogosphere. No doubt about that. Your own teammates call you A-Fraud? Better than what most of us call him I guess. Share This! Tags: arod, jeter, joe torre, yankee years, yankees This entry was posted on Sunday, January 25th, 2009 at 7:06 pm and is filed under baseballgas. Y... Read Full Story
Return of the TennisPorn
From:  flatusyahu.com
After staining our reputation by serving up the Bill Self at the gloryhole picture, we figured we’d redeem ourselves with some Viktoriya Kutuzova beef curtain.  Enjoy. Read Full Story
Bill Self has “brief encounter” with recruit…..
From:  flatusyahu.com
Many college coaches will go to great lengths to secure the best players.  Bill Self of Kansas may be one of those coaches.  Story here. Oh, and save the emails.  We know it’s not the first time you’ve seen a cock through a hole in the wall before, sparky. Share This! Tags: bill self, recruit. coaches at the glory hole This entry was posted on Wednesday, January 21st, 2009 at 1... Read Full Story
And we thought Eagles fans were dumb…..
From:  flatusyahu.com
Here’s the story about white people lighting a black man’s lawn on fire.  And we though Obama’s inauguration would change all of that. Donovon McNabb finally is en fuego….errr….at least his lawn is….courtesy of two dufuses who left their address behind.  Come to think of it, we’re thinking these guys might be Eagles fans after all. All Mitch Williams’ house got was a bunch of eggs. Share This! ... Read Full Story