Lincecum: Two Cy Youngs Enough?
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Dodgers Owner’s Wife Showers with Manny; is Fired.
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You knew someone was going to be held accountable for Manny Ramirez taking an early shower during Game Four of the NLCS….and you had to know that it wasn’t going to be Manny. Turns out, it’s Jamie McCourt….soon to be divorced wife of Dodger owner and Angela’s Ashes author Frank McCort.  We made up that last part.  The guy who wrote Angela’s Ashes is named Frank McCourt….but he’s not the same douchewaffle Dodgers owner who just fired his wife. ... Read Full Story
Dodgers Owner’s Wife Showers with Manny; is Fired.
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You knew someone was going to be held accountable for Manny Ramirez taking an early shower during Game Four of the NLCS….and you had to know that it wasn’t going to be Manny. Turns out, it’s Jamie McCourt….soon to be divorced wife of Dodger owner and Angela’s Ashes author Frank McCort.  We made up that last part.  The guy who wrote Angela’s Ashes is named Frank McCourt….but he’s not the same douchewaffle Dodgers owner who just fired his wife. ... Read Full Story
Monday-Morning Text Messager
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If your mistress sends you the following text message stream, you might want to think about a restraining order: “U love me?” “Baby I might have a breakdown im so stressed” “baby I need to pay the cell phone bills n the hospital. can u transfer 2000 to my acc.” “All this bills n everything else [...] Read Full Story
T-Minus 12 Hours: Phillies Back-to-Back Pennants
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T-Minus 12 Hours: Phillies Back-to-Back Pennants
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Exclusive: Romo and Simpson Chinese New Year Party Pic!
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Don’t hate us.  We were undernourished as young children. Read Full Story
Exclusive: Romo and Simpson Chinese New Year Party Pic!
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Don’t hate us.  We were undernourished as young children. Read Full Story
Behold the Year of the Ox
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moooooooooooo!!!! a long time ago we predicted that jessica simpson was pregnant with the toothy-grin demon love child of Mr. December, Tony Romo.   we were wrong.  it seems she was just preparing for her roll as the spokeswoman of the Chinese Year of the Ox! Yikes! images via nypost.com  more ox can be seen here.  Share This! Tags: jessica simpson, ox, tony homo This entry was posted ... Read Full Story
From The Flatusyahu Finance Desk: Pfizer Buys Wyeth for 68B
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