Here's Carmen Electra performing topless in the The Crazy Horse Paris Show debut last night, and I really don't think I need to explain why I'm posting this. But just to be safe, it's because I'm the Jesus of Internet. Click these in remembrance of me. Read Full Story

With the Michael Jackson memorial having taken place today, a hot commodity is said to be the Michael Jackson memorial booklet program that memorial attendees received.It was a celebration of life for pop legend Michael Jackson that had many tears shed and smiles on the faces of attendees and viewers worldwide. It was a beautiful service with the Michael Jackson casket taking center stage as celebrities, family and fans paid tribute to the King of Pop.Michael Jackson Casket is very expensive... Read Full Story

Here’s Rihanna celebrating Independence Day at Tao Nightclub in Las Vegas with Jay Brown and a bunch of other celebs. The Disturbia singer sported a very interested look that didn’t include a bra. Not that Rihanna needs the extra attention, but the singer was clearly turning heads when she showed up at the Tao nightclub showing major skin and star shaped pasties covering her sweet spots. Nothing makes my little alcoholic world go around like thoughts of nipple flashing in public, while int... Read Full Story

Michael Jackson's live-in physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, does not have a license to prescribe or even administered prescription medication in the state of California, according to FOX News: Federal authorities told FOXNews.com that Dr. Conrad Murray is not licensed to administer certain levels of controlled medications in the state, and that if he gave Demerol or Oxycontin to Jackson, as has been reported, it would have been illegal. To possess the drugs in California, Murray would have had t... Read Full Story

Ever had a fantasy about Kim Kardashian grilling you delicious hamburgers while wearing a bikini? Your dreams have come true, my friend. Provided you ignore the fact her ass is conveniently missing in every shot which is kind of making me think this is really a nightmare. Only one way to find out: Are Heidi and Spencer still alive? Yes? Fuck it's a nightmare.  Source: thesupericial.com Read Full Story

These are shots of Jessica Simpson singing the National Anthem and signing autographs at the AT&T National yesterday which Tony Romo participated in. I have absolutely zero patience for golf, so hats off to Tony for being able to concentrate on his game while Jessica's chest essentially blocked out the sun. A lesser man would've tried to stick it in her back nine. Ha! Get it? Golf humor! Trust me, that would've killed if you're over 60. Or a doctor.  Source: thesuperficial.com Read Full Story

Nobody has a clue, or honestly gives a fuck, where this mysterious video of a naked Bar Refaeli came from today because it's Bar Refaeli naked. To put things in perspective, if someone asked me "Hey, want to see a naked video of Bar Refaeli?", I'm not going to hem and haw and ask "Hmm. In what context?" I don't care if the entire backdrop ended up being my grandfather's windsock of a penis, I'd watch like it was the goddamn moon landing. That's called heroism, kids. You can't teach that. N... Read Full Story

After numerous ill-founded rumors, a medical examiner hired by the late actor’s family has determined that David Carradine died from accidental asphyxiation, and not from any compulsion to take his own life. The 72-year old actor, who starred in more than 100 films, including a celebrated performance in 2004’s, ‘Kill Billl, Volume II’ was found dead in a Thailand hotel room on June 4th. An autopsy was performed the next day in Thailand, but the family hired forensic specialist, Dr. Michael B... Read Full Story

Michael Jackson’s memorial service will take place Tuesday, July 7th 2009 at 10:00 AM in the Staples Center, the 20-thousand seat coliseum in downtown Los Angeles where Jackson rehearsed his show the night before he died, according to a person who has been briefed by a representative of the family. Service will be held between 10am and noon. To the funeral will also attend family and friends who will be seated on the front row. Details on the Michael Jackson burial are also clear now, his b... Read Full Story

Here's British model/reality star Bianca Gascoigne tanning at Nikki Beach this week. I don't know much about her except she's in a bikini. Oh, and wears a hat. She wears a hat. See? I noticed something besides her breasts. Sure, it took me 24 hours to do so, but the important thing is I noticed. Eventually. Source: thesuperficial.com Read Full Story