Fracas Hates Little Sausages
The main fracas blog has… moved. The existing posts at this blog will remain here… because you just never know when someone searching for ‘women with three boobs’, ’sexy bra photos’, ‘quantum physics’ or ‘food porn’ might need to access something I’ve written in the past. Oh, you caught that, did you? Well, if you really want to find that post I qrote about quantum physics… I guess you’ll just have to read the blog ... Read Full Story
Fraccy Mailing Address Change
For those who had fracas’ previous mailing address, please do not send anything to it. A new fraccy mailing address will be available shortly, and anything sent to the old one will be gobbled up by someone who isn’t fracas. If you’ve sent something to fracas since July, please email me to let me know so that I may address that issue with the post office. Thank you. Read Full Story
Going Out Of Business?
I won’t say that I’ve decided for sure, but I am seriously considering closing the fracas blog for good. If I had to give odds or state the percentage it’s likely to close or stay open, I’d say 85% closed, 15% open. I know, I know… there are all these great posts sitting in ‘draft’ that might never see the light of day. More jokes, more posts about women with three boobs, posts about chocolate and another round of Christmas cartoons to make your seas... Read Full Story
Celebrity Math Fail
Fracas is not a celebrity, so we will use fracas’ age for comparison. Fracas is currently 45 years old. Fracas has children. She had those children at the ages of 23, 26 and 32. Because fraccy child #1 is almost the same age as fracas was when she had him, fracas (though he has no current plans to be a dad) could technically be a grandma at any time. Très bien, to have a granny like fracas… I’d say… anyway, if he had a child at 23, and that child also had a child at 23... Read Full Story
For the Fallen…
         “It’s odd that you can get so anesthetized by your own pain or your own problem that you don’t quite fully share the hell of someone close to you.” - Claudia Lady Bird Johnson Please, won’t you spare a bit of your time to watch this video today? Even if you’ve seen it before, it’s only a pittance of time… Thank you. Remembering… 2008 – 2007 – 2006 Read Full Story
So you think my posts suck…
There you are, thinking the posts at fracas suck lately, but you’ve wanted to say hi to someone or let the other fraccy readers know about something you’ve been up to. Instead, you’ve (probably) sworn under your breath and just figured you’d try again some other day. Well… today is some other day, and fracas has decided to make you your own little fairground to dick around at whenever you think the posts suck (or just when you feel like hassling the workers). Jus... Read Full Story
This Google Doodle Will Make You P
Starting the other day with Big Bird, and running until November 10th, Google has been switching up their logo each day with a different Google Doodle of their logo, featuring a Sesame Street character. Why? To celebrate the 40th Anniversary of Sesame Street on November 10th. Well, today is someone’s birthday. This someone has been galavanting about on a holiday (almost as if he thinks he’s Prince Charles) and this has made some folks realize they simply cannot live without him. S... Read Full Story
Emergency Philanthropy Request!
We must save Argleton. It may be a matter of life and death. Please… take a minute to read this post, and… if you can find it in your heart to help… your action will take only a minute but could literally save a town! Help Save Argleton Thank you kindly. Fracas Read Full Story
So you want fracas to goose you…
Fracas has big plans for the next week…. really big plans, and you get to be a part of it. For two weeks, fracas will be collecting names and links of those who would like to be ‘goosed’ by none other than yours truly. In exchange for this little thrill… you will post the official ‘I’ve been goosed by fracas’ image and the following squawk along with a link back to the fracas blog: “I’ve been goosed by fracas (and I liked it). If you have... Read Full Story
(Big) Bird is the Word!
If you, like fracas, have been to Google today, you’ve noticed those familiar legs and the notation. Apparently, it’s the 40th Anniversary of Sesame Street, and some have reported… Big Bird’s birthday. For the truth to that, keep reading. Here’s a bit of  Big Bird trivia and a few links to help you make ‘Bird’ the word for today. Big Bird Facts Big Bird has a star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame. It’s located at 7021 Hollywood Blvd. View a ph... Read Full Story