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dude, you would not BELIEVE what it would take to delete all of our posts. i’m assuming a couple days. i pressed delete and then i remembered there were too many….so i ended up in the middle of winter somewhere…. just want to let you know . . . no vids saying hasta la vista. no sentimental jerkoff circles. no [...] Read Full Story
That’s all, folks
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Environs Mentally Challenged
Special contribution from Marco Bravo, Dan. You have successfully navigated this site away from its previous incarnation as a morally bankrupt holding pattern. To think that folks used to come here to partake of Britney’s shaved mothra . . . No longer will the kids from Denmark who barraged our comment tab be able to exclaim “ThAt [...] Read Full Story
Global Warming “Science”: The Myth of Consensus
Climate Sensitivity Reconsidered By Christopher Monckton of Brenchley Abstract The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC, 2007) concluded that anthropogenic CO2 emissions probably caused more than half of the “global warming” of the past 50 years and would cause further rapid warming. However, global mean surface temperature has not risen since 1998 and may have fallen since late [...] Read Full Story
Safe Seqs
The Supreme Court IS balanced. One side fucks up elections and the other side fucks up a slam dunk this week. . . . I wanted to love Get Smart, really I did. . . . Is Pamela Anderson gay or straight this week? Umm, I meant John Edwards . . . Just saw “The [...] Read Full Story
Supreme Court Rejects Death Penalty For Child Rapists
“The death penalty is not a proportional punishment for the rape of a child,” Justice Anthony Kennedy wrote in his majority opinion. His four liberal colleagues joined him, while the four more conservative justices dissented. Justice Kennedy is absolutely right. And I agree with the four liberals on the bench, all of whom let their ideologies [...] Read Full Story
It’s News To Us (America, This Means You)
It’s all over but the crying. Shaq wallpapers the news with this classic rap. It’s all about never mind over matter. If you say ‘never mind’ then it don’t matter . . . Never mind that gasoline drive-offs are a matter of survival for most. Never mind the housing market bloodletting. Never mind that there’s still a [...] Read Full Story
My Kind Of Lounge Singer
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GNR Show . . . Listen Up
The GNR guys went an entire hour without discussing Hannah Montana! We talked up Obama and McCain. And you know what, fuck this. Check out the rest if you really give a shit enough to do it. Listen up. Read Full Story
Tom Brokaw Steps In As Moderator Of Meet The Press
the800lbgorilla.com Brian Williams announced this morning that Tom Brokaw has agreed to serve as a short term replacement for former Meet the Press legend Tim Russert, who passed away last Friday at the age of 58. Williams, who served as guest moderator of Meet The Press, made it known that Brokaw would help to guide the network through [...] Read Full Story