knock knock who’s there? easter easter who? easter bunny knock knock who’s there? another another who? another easter bunny knock knock who’s there? no more no more who? no more easter bunnies, wait till next year!! Read Full Story

These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. (emphasis on fool) They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. So, they set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, in their costume, and began to give the moose love call. Before too long their call was answered by bull in the ... Read Full Story

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance betwee... Read Full Story

Dirty jokes and short rude jokes… Jason walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up to him and says “Hey, can you give me a hand?”. Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help. He unzips the man’s pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his penis, which he is horrified to discover is all green and moldy. Imagining the bonus he will... Read Full Story

This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He calls her on the phone, and says, "I'll be home in an hour." "Perfect," she replies. The man thinks her agreement is because the Doctor told him to take his Viagra an hour before. He takes the Viagra and waits. Well, and hour goes by, the man is ready to go, but no wife? She calls him on the phone and she says, "Traffic is terrible. I won't be there for about an hour and a half." The m... Read Full Story

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you”. She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensiv... Read Full Story

Christmas jokes for the upcoming Christmas season… What does Father Christmas always go down the chimney? Because it soots him! One more funny christmas joke… Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem! Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz Read Full Story

Cartoon jokes and cartoon pics are so much fun… Here’s a couple of random jokes for you… Q: What did the little chav say to the big chav? A: “Can you get served?” I’m afraid the cartoons jokes will have to wait until next time… “The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again” Did you enjoy those random jokes? I’ll have a bunch of funny cartoons and for you next time! Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us ... Read Full Story

British jokes and British humor… Two carrots were walking down the road when a huge truck slammed into one of them. An ambulance was called and they rushed the little fellow off to the hospital where he immediately went into hours of surgery. Finally the doctor emerged and approached the other carrot who had been anxiously awaiting in the waiting room. “Tell me Doc, how is he?” The doctor replied, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is he&#... Read Full Story

I really like Blonde jokes. I’ve got a coming up which I know you’ll like… Read Full Story