Here are some funny pick up lines to use if you happen to be Barack Obama:Do you have a crush on Obama?It's true I'm half white, but I'm all black where it counts baby.Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you're da bomb! ....and no I'm not Muslim for crying out loud!Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my insane pastor told me to call him when I met the girl of my dreams.If you were a delegate, you'd be a Super Delegate in my book.Hey Dick Cheney, is that Halliburton in your pocket... Read Full Story

Ever try to pick up a chick at a Rocky Horror picture show but you didn't have any funny pick up lines? I mean, who hasn't had that problem before. Now you have no excuse:You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.Do you think I could borrow that dress/bustier sometime? I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.Is that your boyfriend? I think you can do better than that!How do you ... Read Full Story

Lindsay Lohan is not what we would call a sexually moral girl. You can pretty much get right to the point with any of these funny pick up lines:Oh, you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow?Sex is a killer...want to die happy?Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep ... Read Full Story

For the romantic in you, here are some funny pick up lines for Valentine's Day:Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.You've got to be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.I hope you know CPR, because you take my breathe away.Can I take your picture, because I want to show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas.Do you beli... Read Full Story

World of Warcraft themed funny pick up lines for the Taurens:Want to see where I'm branded?Your barn or mine?Are you always this tender?I'm all beef and that's no bull...Me. I'm what's for dessert.I like a woman who wears leather.You certainly weren't created by a primitive goddess.Hey baby, I'm not castrated.Got milk?**check back for more funny pick up lines ** Read Full Story

Here's the first in a multi-part World of Warcraft funny pick up line series:Hey, baby, what's your sign? Mine's R.I.P....So my agent called and said CSI really wants me for their next episode but I'm holding out for a movie role.I'm dead sexy.I lost my lips, can i borrow yours?How about you and me go back to my headstone and *ferment*...Don't worry about it, my wife's still living.Mmm baby! You're decomposing in ALL the right places!I want my baby's back, ... Read Full Story

A couple funny pick up lines for the Star Wars fan boys. May the force be with you:Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'.If you only knew the power of the Dork Side.Hey, Beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days?How's about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?Nice buns, P... Read Full Story

Oh no, who wants to use "funny pick up lines"? They're so cheesey, they'll never work.Better guess again.The internet is crawling with guys trying to find out how to pick up girls. Some men spend 10s of thousands of dollars in live boot camps, trying to find the "magic bullet" words that will get the girls streaming into their bedroom. Eventually they find out the hard way that there is no magic bullet, all they need are some funny pick up lines and good old fashio... Read Full Story

Oh no, who wants to use "funny pick up lines"? They're so cheesey, they'll never work.Better guess again.The internet is crawling with guys trying to find out how to pick up girls. Some men spend 10s of thousands of dollars in live boot camps, trying to find the "magic bullet" words that will get the girls streaming into their bedroom. Eventually they find out the hard way that there is no magic bullet, all they need are some funny pick up lines and good old fashio... Read Full Story

Ask an ye shall receive. It's time for some Christian Funny Pick Up Lines:Excuse me, is this pew taken?I didn't know angels flew this low.I don't speak in tongues, but i kiss that way![check the person's shirt tag] "Just as i thought...made in heaven."Honesty is like a kiss on the lips...and baby i never lie (Proverbs 24:26 "He who gives a right answer kisses the lips.")Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David... Read Full Story