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You know what? I really like this team! Brian Gionta is better than Alex Kovalev. Scott Gomez is better than Saku Koivu. Mike Cammalleri is better than Alex Tanguay. Hal Gill is better than Patrice Brisebois. Paul Mara is better than Francis Bouillon. And this Canadiens team is better than last year’s Canadiens team. Don’t get me wrong, I love all the former players mentioned above (not you Chris Higgins!), but that’s just my opinion, and I know lots, so trust me. In a league... Read Full Story

I’ve been away lately, and I apologize…if you’re reading this. I just have one thing to say: MIKE CAMMALLERI IS FUCKEN AWESOME! Read Full Story

Meh. Let’s just get a win and cut the crap. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far : Shitty. We make the New York Mets look good. Their year so far : Not shitty. A thrasher’s a bird. Thank you Google! Good guy updates : Jaro gets the start in nets, giving Carey some time to think about that ridiculous new mask. Ok no it’s pretty bad-ass. Marc Andre Bergeron has been called up to help revitalize a powerplay that has been as ineffective as Jodie Foster’s attempts to convince people... Read Full Story

Yeah, I know we’re 2-4 right now. The Canadiens from 08/09 were 5-0-1 after 6 games last year, but you know what? I kinda like this year’s team better. This year’s team battles. This year’s team doesn’t lay back. This year’s team makes it exciting till the last second. This year’s team played well yesterday. If it wasn’t for 2 lucky bounces and referees as competent as Perez Hilton at a Mardi Gras party, things would have been different. Don’t blame Carey, he played well and luck wasn’t... Read Full Story

Oh yeah, home opener. That’s right. After 5 games on the road, we get 6 at home. Like that’s any better. If the team isn’t kicking ass, the fans will be on their asses like a beautiful ass on Shakira. Let’s look at both teams : Our year so far : The western road trip sucked. So bad. Forget it. Their year so far :  Avs lead the West? You heard right. Good guy updates : Carey’s in nets probably. Moen’s on the first line as a big FUCK YOU YOU FUCKEN FUCK to Tender Gender. Cammamama with... Read Full Story

Yannick Weber was sent down to the AHL affiliate, y’all. Yeah, in 3 games he was a -3 and recorded no points. He was caught out of position on more than one occasion and just was generally shit. He’s good, just not NHL good…yet. This also probably means that MAB is about to get called up ahead of the home opener VS the light snowfall on Thursday. Should be fun! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Read Full Story

And they’re pretty big things, since I’m not a very good noticer. -Max Pacioretty is not ready for the NHL -Maxim Lapierre, Guillaume Latendresse and Travis Moen are a great 4th line. Too bad they’re our 3rd line. -If we can’t generate secondary scoring, we’re gona have trouble winning hockey games this year. -Yannick Weber gets caught out of position more than Kanye West at a Bingo game. -Georges Laraque had more time on ice yesterday than Andrei Kostitsyn. -For the 1067th time... Read Full Story

Ummm, did the Habs play last night? Read Full Story

Western road trip. Man, doesn’t that sound lovely. Not really. Remember last year? We conceded something like 37 goals and scored 2. Our team was falling apart. Carey was helpess. Everything was bad. Hopefully this year things’ll be better. Let’s look at both teams : Our year so far : 2 wins. Duh! Their year so far :  Just like us, they are also 2-0-0. They have been winning games while being heavily outshot. Sound familiar? Good guy updates : Carey’s so hot right now, they’re using... Read Full Story

He’s finally coming into his own. Too early to talk? I don’t know, but so far so excellent. Take the 4 points and scram. Our boys are dropping like Wal Mart prices though. Disco Inferno and Metroman both left the game early yesterday. At least the team doc is getting his overtime. Hammatime and Spacek played really well. Gionta has the hand-eye coordination of a seasoned whack-a-mole veteran. Travis Moen is amazingly awesome. Your Habs are 2-0. But have been outshot 1087 to 25 in 2... Read Full Story