Anyone who thinks they have intimate knowledge of every economic system operating in the U.S, it's means of functioning, and prospects for every business in the country is in reality, clueless. Essentially, that would make you the greatest economist the world has ever known. The fact is, no one has enough information to be able to tell what would happen if there were no bailout. Absolutely no clue. And now it's a moot point. But if you still have a job next year, you can probably thank... Read Full Story
F 150 Meltdown Ford Motor Company unveiled its latest fuel guzzler, the F-150. long favored by individuals who believe gas is an inexhaustible resource. Rag Box fuel Economy correspondent, Rod Sprint "did the math", as he points out, and arrived at the following conclusions. "Basically, the hoopla is unwarranted," began Sprint. "The 2009 model F150 gets one more mile per gallon in the city and one more mile per gallon on the highway than did its predecessor in 2008, provided the driver... Read Full Story
L'Equipe and a French spokesperson by the name of Pierre Bordry are still clinging to a urine sample of Lance Armstrong in the hope that it will somehow chemically alter itself after 9 years to prove that Armstrong was and presumably IS a cheater in his chosen sport of the Tour de Lance, er, France. Armstrong, who has basically owned the event over the years has been speaking of making a comeback in the sport but the French are unable to bring themselves to the point of accepting yet another... Read Full Story
Alan Fishman, latest Tool of Satan got a nice 20 mil or so for about 15 days worth of work for Washington Mutual. So much for pulling the golden parachute packs that were promised to us by the politicians. Of course, he will parachute straight into Hell along with the other bastards who raped us before leaving Dodge. He and the others mentioned here with the Help of the Las Vegas News should be caught and lynched and left to hang and rot for weeks because it is their excesses and that of the... Read Full Story
So hideous is the relief pitching of the New York Mets that it can only be described as "T-Ball at Shea." Only instead of a stationary item for a little kid to hit, the Mets relievers have decided to toss beach balls at home plate to give opponents an opportunity to drive in runs. Add to this the difficulty of capturing a beach ball in a glove and you have the recipe for the type of disaster facing the hapless team from New York, who, remarkably, are still in the hunt for... Read Full Story
This is pretty much it folks. Mr. CEO took his money and got out of Dodge and left us with the bill at the restaurant where we sat and had lunch with him. This will be worse than 1929. Forget any bailout. I don't want a single American Company that fucked us to get one goddamn cent to cover their sorry asses. Let them go under. And us with them. The satisfaction will be that the greedy motherfuckers went down with us. We had no power, no say...but we were able to pull them into the same shit... Read Full Story
Never mind Mickey Mouse. The real tool of Satan is Minnie, who has been in a curious relationship with her boyfriend for at least 60 years or more. One should note that in an evil way, she has never aged a single day from the date of her conception. She is frequently seen in high heels and she dresses inappropriately, especially for a rodent. There has never been any indication that the two plan to marry, giving Republicans plenty to worry about with regard to traditional family values... Read Full Story
As well as Fox News, that managed to re-write history, not only the history of Malmedy as described by the inordinately stupid Bill O'Reilley but the transcript of his own show so that one of their own would not be made to look like a complete asshole if they decided to read instead of watch the moronic comments made by him in regard to one of the worst massacres of WW2 concerning American troops at the hands of the Nazi war machine. Please Observe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v... Read Full Story
If anyone thinks that either McCain or Obama are going to be able to affect any meaningful change in American politics, they are smoking some really good weed and they need to save me some. If McCain gets elected and the actuarial tables run in his favor (currently around 74 years), he may live long enough to find out that the Democrats in Congress will fight him tooth and nail on every single idea, bill, proposal, or dream he has for the country. So he won't get shit done. If he dies... Read Full Story
