Minnie Mouse. 2nd Tool of Satan

Never mind Mickey Mouse. The real tool of Satan is Minnie, who has been in a curious relationship with her boyfriend for at least 60 years or more.

One should note that in an evil way, she has never aged a single day from the date of her conception. She is frequently seen in high heels and she dresses inappropriately, especially for a rodent.

There has never been any indication that the two plan to marry, giving Republicans plenty to worry about with regard to traditional family values. The Islamic Cleric may be right on the money on this one. Historically, mice have been the source of all types of pestilence over the centuries and it is probably fair to say that eliminating all of them would do no worse for the planet.

But it would raise another issue with their mutual pet, Pluto, who would become feral and present a danger to the public. Without vaccinations, he too would become a warrior for Satan, given his claws and essentially ill tempered behavior.The ducksare next.