Making the Craig's List Not Quite so Glamorous

The list of Idaho Senator Larry Craig's "companions" appears to be growing exponentially. Eight men have allegedly stepped forward to incriminate Senator Craig with reference to the performance of sexual acts at various times. This, in addition to Craig having been caught in a sex sting operation in a public restroom where his shoe allegedly made contact with the shoe of a person in the next stall. Allegedly, Craig's hand was also involved in some way in that incident.

Senator Craig has denied all of the allegations, stating that his shoes tend to wander during his brief stays in restrooms and that the emergence of individuals who now claim to have had sex with the Senator has come about because of the holiday season.

When asked to clarify the remark, Craig stated that it is no secret that this is the season to be jolly. People are in a festive mood. Who knows where one's shoes will wind up?