Patton Oswalt is a comedian. A fairly funny one as well. But apparently he gives really really good graduation speeches. I can’t think of any other man I’d want to mold the minds of today’s high school graduates. Enjoy the read. I did.
First off, I want to thank the teachers and faculty of Broad Run High School for first considering and then inviting me to speak here. It was flattering, I am touched and humbled, and you have made a grave mistake.
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I’m not sure what’s worse, this product, this product’s name, this product’s name associated with children, or the fact I giggled like a little school girl every time they said Tiddy Bear. Hehe.
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We are so close to my favorite time of the year. Fall! Football, cooler weather, and new episodes of TV! I was shown the new trailer for Heroes and I’m in total fall TV mode. Lets get done with these Olympics and on to Hayden Panettiere jumping around and kicking ass.
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This is quite impressive. It’s a picture from an ebay auction. This collection contains EVERY NES game released plus a couple of games that never hit circulation.
This has me a little jealous and wanting to hook up my Nintendo and play a little California Games. Nothing beats playing the roller skating game and watching that bitch trip over an ice cream cone and face plant.
So if you are feeling a little cheeky, the entire collection only costs $3800. Click Here
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You may remember back in February when I posted about a crazy bereaved woman who decided to clone her recently deceased pit bull, Booger (chuckle again). In the most awesome twist of fate ever, it appears this nutjob might just be a wanted woman.
A woman who made news around the world when she had five pups cloned from her beloved pit bull Booger looked very familiar to some who saw her picture: She may be the same woman who 31 years earlier was accused of abducting a Mormon missionary in... Read Full Story
Diner, Drive-ins, and Dives is a glorious show on the Food Network. I get so jealous when I watch that show because I’m always at home with a empty refrigerator and an appetite that just tripled in size. A recent episode caught my eye. They featured this glorious hotdog called the ‘Homewrecker’. A 1lb hotdog that is deep fried and then topped with every single condiment that you could imagine. I drool in amazement.
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There can’t be a better thing to master in life than rock, paper, scissors. This talent alone can earn you shotgun, avoid having to buy the next round of drinks, or avoid having to talk to the ugly girl between the two of them.
So if you have yet to master the art of rock, paper, scissors don’t fret. It’s very simple. So simple it can be done in three simple rules.
1. Play paper first. Rookies tend to lead with rock, so paper is the safest opener. (A savvy opponent will try the same... Read Full Story
This is almost as unbelievable as Charlie knowing how to tap out “Good Vibrations” on some random post WW2 keypad on LOST.
People have way to much time on their hands….get a job hippie.
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We’ve all done it. We’ve all gotten completely wasted and hungry and drove to the nearest ‘Taco Smell’, I mean ‘Taco Hell’, I mean Taco Bell. It always sound like a great idea at the time. You’ve usually got the girl you’re trying to bang passed out in the back and your best buddy in the front ordering the left side of the menu. Now when you wake up and realize that the girl of your dreams from last night is this mornings drunken mistake just head on down to Taco Bell and order a tasty... Read Full Story
