Mr. Know-It-All

Could it be? Is it possible that Mr. Know-It-All has actually answered all of your questions?

Well, I seriously doubt that, but the last time he wrote a column he only received two new ones. So I guess it's up to you now. Either leave more questions or say goodbye to this feature for good. (sniff)


Dear Mr. Know-It-All,
What's the best holiday in the U.S.?
- Elizabeth


Dear Elizabeth,
Sadly, the very best holiday in the US hasn't happened yet. But when it does you'll hear about it loud and clear. It's looking pretty good for happening this year though!


Dear Mr. Know-It-All,
What is the deal with those jerks who whiz past the long line of cars waiting to go through construction, and then try to cut in at the last minute? Why do they think they're so special?
- Heather

Dear Heather,
Because these people are special. The day they were born their birth certificates were embossed with a unique stamp proclaiming that for the rest of their lives they would be granted privileges normally reserved for people like royalty and dignitaries and Paris Hilton. Everything about these people is special. They are more beautiful than us, their time is more valuable than ours, and they never have to shop at Walmart. Therefore, the rest of us "ordinary" people must resolve to the fact the we shall forever let them pass us on the left, and provide space for them in front. It's just the way things are.


So that's all I got folks. Watta ya say... bring Mr. Know-It-All back or send him packing?

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