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National Champs AT LAST ! Both Heff and Donna are THRILLED ! and, FADE TO BLACK...... Read Full Story

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Here's your obligatory HBAG Christmas card, Douchebaggers...I mean, HBAGgers ! : Heff hopes you kids wake up Christmas morning with everything under the tree you wished for ! Merry "XMAS", and Happy New Beer, HBAGgers ! "I've never loved a group of complete strangers more...." -HEFF 2010, OUT. Read Full Story

99th Street Bar And Grill - Stevie's (and Heff's) December 3rd destination. Heff promptly pulled a poster off the wall for yet another "Chicago style" souvenir. Curt (bass player) is the first of the band to enter the bar. (Don't call him Jim Carrey!) EXTREME BEARD-ENVY !!!   Stevie Starlite enters. "Hey, Heff ! How's the Bar and Grill doin' ?.....Nevermind that shit...WHERE'S DONNA ?!?" I'm still shocked that he remembered us after damn near 3 years since we saw him last. Stevie wasted no... Read Full Story

On our way to a Stevie Starlite show, we couldn't help but make yet another meat stop ! Midlothian's Hog Wild ! "Home Of  The Big-Assed Pork Slab !" Of course, Heff orders the signature dish. Grilled pork, damn near 2 inches thick, with potato "Oven Browns". Almost every dish at this establishment was under 10 bucks. Excellent ! ...especially when you add this stuff ! Donna had BBQ'd Ribs which of course, Heff sampled, and they were great as well. Heff and Donna in front of Hog Wild's huge... Read Full Story

Once back at the LoveTel from Portillo's Hotdogs, mass quantities of beer and smokes were consumed : "Donna : Bold As Love". Donna imposes her will (and chili) on Ray ! Donna and special LoveTel guest, Adam Lambert ! Donna and Danny. Jeez, is Donna in ALL these pix ?!? Kim (Gina's Mom) plays Wii bowling. She swings for the stars. Look out, she'll hit you ! The can crusher, Gina, and Donna. "Adam" administers his devastating trademark "titty-twister" to Jon. Heff poses for the cover of... Read Full Story

As promised, Heff will post our trip in the order of occurence, as I slowly regain my memory..... "DAYS 1 AND 2" :   Heff and Donna kill time via Michelob Ultra waiting for departure from B.I.A. Donna is terribly anxious to get the flight overwith to see The Commander again. Heff quickly decides the "Shitter O' Southwest" isn't durable enough to handle his load, so he "holds it" throughout the flight. Plastic DOESN'T properly replicate Porcelain, folks. A rather -painful- hour and a half... Read Full Story

Heff and Donna have completed yet another successful trip to and from Chicago... I'll post with more detail after I catch up with all of YOUR posts I've missed, and once I remember just exactly WHAT THE FUCK WE DID WHILE WE WERE THERE ! Also, congratulations to the Auburn Tigers - THE S.E.C. CHAMPIONS !! Read Full Story

First of all, HAPPY CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY TO BOTH DONNA, AND GINA HARRISON, WHO BOTH TURN 29 (for the twelfth year in a row) THIS WEEK ! Donna poses in her new "Savage Pants", a creation by the Missouri Savage ! Now, on to the story at hand - "When A Man Gets His WOMAN To Do His DIRTY WORK" I tell ya folks, there's nothin' LOWER than going to the WOMAN behind the man's back to get the response, actions, and results you're lookin' for ! GINA calls DONNA months ago and asks, "How'd you like to... Read Full Story