My husband isn’t from the US originally. So his English isn’t perfect but it’s okay (considering that he hates studying and is pretty lazy about doing things he doesn’t like to do). Wow, when I put it that way, he sounds darn spoiled. Hm. Oh well. Anyway, his writing is worse than his spoken English. And one of his very favorite hobbies in the world is posting stuff on political forums. But sometimes he doesn’t know how to write what he wants to say. This can get extremely funny when he wants... Read Full Story

My husband and I have both been unemployed for two whole months! And I am here to say that our family is very, very, very, (I could repeat the word “very” 100 more times) lucky. First, the unemployment began right when our third child was born. Oh! Ha ha! I just realized that this sounded ironic, though it wasn’t meant to…Why would I be happy that my husband and I are unemployed right when we have our third child??? Well, several reasons: One could say that I haven’t seen my husband for an... Read Full Story

My husband is a know-it-all. He can correct anyone or anything, and he doesn’t find that annoying, insecure, or at all offensive. We were in my child’s karate class the other day. The teacher is like 35 and has studied karate for at least 15 years, um like probably 8 or 9 years LONGER than my husband studied wrestling…Notice I said wrestling, and NOT karate. She said there are something like 15 “judo sweeps” they’ll learn, and she would teach them one of them during this particular class. I... Read Full Story

  Oh no, he couldn’t have possibly really done this to my kitchen. For over a year, I begged my husband to put latches on our cabinets to make them “earthquake safe.” He finally did this, and now I want to set the cabinets on fire and start all over. From what I gather, MOST people in California use latches that go on the INSIDE of cabinets to do this. In other words, when you look at MOST cabinets in California, you’re going to see only a cabinet. No odd-looking trinkets sticking out of it... Read Full Story

Hi there. Notice how frequently I’ve been posting. My husband is at home. I thought after almost 10 years, it’d be hard to surprise me. But I was wrong. For my husband, surprising or shocking me is a cinch. And he doesn’t even try. He just puts on an outfit, for example, and I sit there shocked and dumbfounded. Take this little get up for instance. Guess where he wore it? Yes, I kind of gave that one away in the title. He wore this outfit, this very one, to a JOB INTERVIEW. I bet anything you... Read Full Story

Hi. My husband has turned our kitchen into a total FREAK SHOW.  It’s getting worse each day. I can no longer really even address it, because I’m trying to pretend it isn’t there. It’s too stressful to handle. The only thing that makes me feel calmer is to just stay the h*@# out of that kitchen. This all started because my husband recently took up barbecuing, which results in SUCH GOOD FOOD. However, it results in my husband spending a LOT of time in the kitchen. It’s also causing him to... Read Full Story

I’ve been feeling like a big cowardly chicken lately (not sure why, and it’s annoying me a lot). So, I’m kind of happy that today, I did something BRAVE. I was late and in a TOTAL hurry to get to church this morning with the kids. So we were in this MAD RUSH to get out the door. Suddenly at 10:30 (when we should arrive at church), I realize I have nothing to wear. Only pre-baby stuff that’s like 10 years old. But it still looks nice–I wear only classic styles, so I’m never in style but also... Read Full Story

Hi, I realize I keep posting about hot men. Well, despite how this post might sound, I love my husband and would never, ever, ever cheat. Really. I’m just NOT cheater material. Not only am I not interesting in having an extramarital affair, but even if I was, I’d have NO time for one. I’m way too busy taking care of the fam, blogging, and cruising the Internet. HOWEVER. There was a Hot Dad sighting today. (This is the Hot Dad who looks identical to my husband, and who I can tell totally... Read Full Story

HaHAHAHAHAH!!!!! I’m laughing from joy. I had a dream about Luke Wilson. Don’t know who he is? Oh but you should. He is such a good actor! And so very, very laugh-aloud funny. If you ever watch his breakout movie “Bottlerocket,” the one he did with his more famous brother Owen, who may even be funnier than Luke, you will really want to be his girlfriend in that movie. She gets to kiss him. By the way, that movie is hilarious, and unbelievably good considering that they made the first... Read Full Story

WOW. For the first time ever, my husband just picked up our 2nd grader from school. Oh, he was ALL confused about where to go. I said, for example, “The gate in front. Go to the gate in front.” My husband gets to the school and immediately calls me and says, “You didn’t tell me there were TWO gates.” Uh, correct, I didn’t tell him that. That’s because there aren’t two gates. There is one very long gate with two doors. I said, “HONEY, wait at the left door where YOU SEE THE HUGE GROUP OF... Read Full Story