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Oh dear. I just watched Steven Tyler singing the National Anthem . And by “singing,” I mean…well, I mean singing, if you will . It’s right here for anyone who who’s in the mood to feel REALLY tense and worried before a few select song lines. Then to roll your eyes and feel kind of weird after hearing those select song lines. Why does this guy irritate me so much? Could it be that I loved him so much in high school, and due to things like this, I actually irritate myself so much? Or could it... Read Full Story

OH MY GOSH. How in the WORLD did I forget how sassy and sexy this video is? (Click on the singer’s photo above to see the video. That’s the girl from Belle Stars, and you probably remember, but this version was in the movie RainMan, so good scenes in the video.) I’ve experienced one extremely positive effect from watching this video a million times today and yesterday: I always disliked ballet until now–specifically due to the tight spandex on guys look. While I’ve always wanted to be... Read Full Story

I wish I could do more for the poor, hurt, abused, sad, and scared people in the world. Sometimes get sad because I want to do something BIG in the way of charity, something GREAT that will help millions of people, something like Bill Gates has done with his philanthropic venture to not only sign away most of his own money to charities–but convincing fellow billionaires to do the same! Then there’s me. It feels a little lame to think about who I’ve helped compared to the people Bill Gates... Read Full Story

This is a very inspirational poem by Mother Teresa, and I LOVE it. My blog might start getting filled up with ALL kinds of stuff like the following awesomeness: People are often unreasonable, illogical and self-centered; Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; Be kind anyway. If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies; Succeed anyway. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; Be honest and... Read Full Story

RIP Steve Jobs. I can’t believe he died at age 56. Not many people can say they impacted the WHOLE WORLD. Especially by age 56. I’m very sad right now. The world has lost an amazing mind and visionary. Read Full Story

Not surprisingly, our new city has involved some new crushes. Since I’m divorced and most excitement in my life has to take place with my small children or in my own mind (since I can’t get out because no babysitter, also no money FOR babysitter–but that’s ok, because I have a plan to get rich later)….Anyway, for these reasons, I think my crushes will make up the bulk of what I will be blogging about in the future. Somehow that seems lame and totally meaningless and stupid. Nevertheless, for... Read Full Story

WOW. I can’t believe I haven’t blogged since December! Well, there’s so much to share! Let’s see…where to begin. First, is it ok if I toot my own horn a little? I’m feeling rather proud of the homemaker coming out in me. Now, don’t let that statement confuse you–I have ALWAYS loved cooking. And I guess the house is always tidy–but very limited deepcleaning…in other words, you won’t see a lot of junk lying around everywhere, yet you’ll always want to avoid the corners, nooks, and crannies when... Read Full Story

Dear Round Table Pizza Delivery Boy, It was so nice to see you again tonight! I am sorry I “bailed” on you last Friday…my children INSISTED on getting pizza from Papa John’s…Does that disappoint you? Well, it disappointed me. Not only because Round Table pizza is so incomparably superior to Papa John’s pizza in every possible way from cheese to sauce to toppings, but also, well, let’s just say it like it is–they know how to pick their pizza delivery boys. Don’t go getting the wrong idea... Read Full Story

Welp, my husband got a new Mustang. I was so thrilled when he told me on the phone that he got it at the price we decided on…till I saw it, that is. There’s some bad news. Very bad…My husband told me on the phone that the Mustang is white. He failed to mention that it has blue metallic racing stripes. When I saw it, I almost fainted and/or vomited. All I could think about for the first three days we had it was the Dukes of Hazard. This is because the car made me feel very at one with the Duke... Read Full Story

Man, cars have caused me a lot of up’s and down’s lately. We finally got rid of my husband’s %&$# BMW. It made me so happy. I was cruising in my crashed up Impala feeling so free. Free of car payments, that is… For maybe 6 months. Then, out of the blue, my husband suddenly he started talking cars again. Hu? But we’re free. If you had the key to a jail cell, would you use the key to let yourself back in? No, of course not! You’d use the key to get out and stay out. But not my husband. He... Read Full Story