This will have to be a short story because it could lead to me hating my husband. And we wouldn’t want that. He was in a fender bender last April. Literally, it bended the fender of his car…almost imperceptibly. However, it bent it just enough that the front license tag wouldn’t stay on. Now, I felt that I was rather patient about the fender bender. Especially considering that it was my husband’s fault, not the other driver’s, and further considering that my husband had a traffic ticket right... Read Full Story

My husband is working out of town still. So, he came home last weekend. Of course, we were all ecstatic! It was so nice to see him. And oo la la, he’s been working out. He was Trim Husband. Sharp Sexy Jawline Husband. I love it when that happens. But even on his hottest days, he’s still HIM. Part of being him means that he hasn’t done laundry in the entire month he’s been gone. Why? Well, he can’t figure out how to use the laundry card (which cost us $20) in the apartment they stuck him in... Read Full Story

  Ha ha! I have strict deadlines and a project that is STRESSING ME OUT. So I took a few moments to imagine ways Barack Obama and John McCain would irritate me if I were married to them. Don’t worry–I am perfectly aware that their standards far surpass anything I would have to offer them–but this blog is about making fun of husbands, not myself (many other people do that), so here are a few of my thoughts: Ways Obama would irritate me if he were my husband: If I tried to brag about being... Read Full Story

My Aunt Kay used to be glamorous and beautiful. Now, she is still extremely beautiful on the inside, but on the outside, she looks exactly like Eric Clapton. See the photo of Eric Clapton above? She looks exactly like that. Except that she wears dark maroon lipstick. (Also, in case you’ve never noticed, Eric Clapton kind of looks like a skinny Al Gore. Therefore, Aunt Kay also resembles Al Gore. But don’t worry–she’s much “prettier”than Gore.) Oh, she also talks like Al Gore because she’s... Read Full Story

What an interesting article I found this morning! The title is, The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure. (May I add that this article is from Live Science, and NOT a humor magazine–therefore, it’s all true despite that it also happens to be funny). Surprising fact: My husband doesn’t pass gas in the presence of others…even me. Considering all the other issues he has with hygiene, I find it shocking that he doesn’t constantly sit around passing gas. (I also have 3 young sons, however, and... Read Full Story

Very sweet. My husband calls us every night when he works out of town. That is extremely UNcharacteristic of him, yet he’s always done this when he goes out of town. Even when he worked in Canada for four months, he found a way to call us almost every day (without spending a ton of money–I think I got an AT&T thing). He isn’t a stay-in-touch kind of guy. He has lots of old friends from other cities. They call him and leave messages. He likes his friends, but he never calls them. Then they... Read Full Story

I’m so excited. My husband lined up his next job, and thank goodness, it will be HERE. Well, kind of. At least technically he’ll be living at home, but most likely he’ll be working 24/7 as usual. He’ll he’ll have to drive all the way through Los Angeles each morning to get there, as this is in a studio right by Venice and Santa Monica. Therefore his commute will be completely atrocious in the morning, but hey at 2am at night when he comes home from work, the commute won’t be so bad. HA HA... Read Full Story

  If so, I hope all is well. For new readers: I just had our third child. I dared not blog about my pregnancy because it was not pretty–lots of morning sickness (7 months to be precise), insomnia that kept me up till 5am, borderline gestational diabetes…It wasn’t easy! BUT look at this photo of our third son…he he. All the turmoil was worth it after all:) Anyway, we really, really wanted to do cord blood banking. I didn’t do it with our first son in 2001 then all these developments were made... Read Full Story

  If so, I hope all is well. For new readers: I just had our third child. Easy to stare at him, no? he he. Anyway, we really, really wanted to do cord blood banking. I didn’t do it with our first son in 2001 then all these developments were made in using cord blood cells and I regretted not doing it!!! But it’s soooo expensive… SO, I researched ways to bring the price down. I found coupon codes and a payment plan–hope this can help someone: A coupon code for $250 off: M4125 You can use this... Read Full Story

Darn. My husband left for his out of town job yesterday. I miss him already. It’s times like this when you realize how important family is and why you need them close. Well, at least the city is kind of close. I just realized how we got along splendidly during this recent 2 months of unemployment. I think it was because we hadn’t seen him for sooooo long before that.  Last year at this time, we didn’t see him either, even though he was technically here. He worked almost 7 days each week till... Read Full Story