$50 Million For Lipsynching!

Many of us are still shocked out of our mind, including me!  that Micheal ‘I’m Literally Falling Apart’ Jackson is still going to be able to lift his medically enhanced limbs and actually put on a performance the super weirdo is hoping to get his ass outta debt!

The Greatest dancer turned greatest dissapointment is hoping to rake in a reported $50 Million dollars from his last show at the O2 Arena

And they say the world is not a crazy place…have fun there guys…be sure to hold your sons with a wolverine grip!