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Russia tired of losing out in Hollywood big screen fights decided they had enough and finally acquired the ultimate lethal weapon named Vladimir Putin who is the only known man not to lose to Chuck Norris. 'There is no way that stupid Yank, Chuck Norris, will ever beat our glorious battle warrior of Russia, Vladimir Putin,' said a duped communist teenager. 'Russia always wins!' Vladimir Putin decided to retire as dictator to focus on his acting career outside of politics. 'I be doing acting l... Read Full Story
World famous brothers who are conjoined twins describe while interviewed on ABC News why they decided to decline being guest on Dancing With The Stars. 'My brother is a horrible dancer,' explained Geoff one of the twins. 'I just couldn't stomach him making a fool of himself on national TV. Had the twins danced on the popular show they would of been the first conjoined twins to of been featured on Dancing With The Stars. 'I wish my brother hadn't of backed out,' said Aaron the other conjoined ... Read Full Story
Former U.S. president Bill Clinton delivers a speech after being named the president over the recently form Lingerie Football League. 'He couldn't be more excited about this,' explained Clinton's top spokesman. 'This was an idea he came up with while in the White House.' The game became famous when former President Clinton had the idea to host Lingerie Football matches in the White House. 'He is a firm believer in exercising,' explained his top spokesman. The Clintons believed everyone needs ... Read Full Story
When attendance is down, you're losing games, and the sears tower is about to have a name change what would you do to revive your city's baseball team? The Chicago Cubs have come up with a plan to bring the fans back and hopefully win some games by signing Mr. T to a three year deal. 'We saw how strong he was in that one Rocky movie,' explained the General Manager. 'We knew we had to get him as a pitcher.' The whole town is buzzing ever since the deal took place. 'Chicago seems like its comin... Read Full Story
A protest ended abruptly after the local Trenton, NJ, giant monster rat attacked the crowd. 'We were just having a great day waving when someone honks and sharing fond memories of other protest we'd been apart of when the local New Jersey Giant Monster Rat came forth from the sewer and started attacking us,' said Taylore Miller. The local Rat hasn't been seen in 30 years. 'This puts a little bump in Al Gore's Global Warming,' explained NJ State Scientist Jack Jessie. 'Gore claimed Global Warm... Read Full Story
Indianapolis authorities released photos of recent UFO attack confirming they believe local sharks may be responsible for the incident. 'I was flying a kite with my son and then all the sudden the kite got sucked up into some for of a jet,' explained Gregory Bublhead. 'It looked like the inside of the craft was filled with water.' Most UFO's are not see-through however photos reveal the inside did indeed resemble water and a strange shadowy figure looks like a shark. 'Looks like the creature ... Read Full Story
A local trailer park owner is left scratching his head after his once popular community has become a ghost town after dramatic decline in new attendants. 'I'm really puzzled. I can't figure out why folks are leaving and no one is moving in,' said Farmer Brinklehemm. Majority of departing residents were concerned over Farmer's recent antics such as changing the parks name from 'Shady Trailer Park' to 'Trespassers Will Be Shot Survivors Will Be ReShot! Smile I Will.' Brinklehem thought the new ... Read Full Story
This is considered by Youtube, Mega64, and now TPN as possibly the best music video ever. The professional shots, fades, and screw ups carry this Jan Terri hit ‘Losing You’ to a whole new level. The budget is a little to impressive as they use fancy cars, leather blouse and slacks, septic tank in some park, and airport coverage. Jan Terri is basically the better sounding and looking Celine Dion. Enjoy the instant classic ‘Losing You’ by the trailer park’s very ow... Read Full Story
