Local Sharks May Be Behind Recent UFO Attack

Indianapolis authorities released photos of recent UFO attack confirming they believe local sharks may be responsible for the incident. 'I was flying a kite with my son and then all the sudden the kite got sucked up into some for of a jet,' explained Gregory Bublhead. 'It looked like the inside of the craft was filled with water.' Most UFO's are not see-through however photos reveal the inside did indeed resemble water and a strange shadowy figure looks like a shark. 'Looks like the creature was this ships gunner,' explained an investigator. 'Looked like he was stationed and ready to dolphinned the craft against attacks.' UFO attacks are increasingly more frequent. The U.S. Department of Security has sent out warning to citizens to start wearing aluminum foil hats to protect against future attacks.