50 Kudos

Giant Monster Rat Terrorises Local Protest

A protest ended abruptly after the local Trenton, NJ, giant monster rat attacked the crowd. 'We were just having a great day waving when someone honks and sharing fond memories of other protest we'd been apart of when the local New Jersey Giant Monster Rat came forth from the sewer and started attacking us,' said Taylore Miller. The local Rat hasn't been seen in 30 years. 'This puts a little bump in Al Gore's Global Warming,' explained NJ State Scientist Jack Jessie. 'Gore claimed Global Warming killed off the giant Rat.' The whole town is excited to see the Rat attacking once again. 'Its amazing to be attacked by him or her. No one has seen him or her in years,' excitingly explained Taylore Miller.

A protest ended abruptly after the local Trenton, NJ, giant monster rat attacked the crowd. 'We were just having a great day waving when someone honks and sharing fond memories of other protest we'd been apart of when the local New Jersey Giant Monster Rat came forth from the sewer and started attacking us,' said Taylore Miller. The local Rat hasn't been seen in 30 years. 'This puts a little bump in Al Gore's Global Warming,' explained NJ State Scientist Jack Jessie. 'Gore claimed Global Warming killed off the giant Rat.' The whole town is excited to see the Rat attacking once again. 'Its amazing to be attacked by him or her. No one has seen him or her in years,' excitingly explained Taylore Miller.

Sponsors
Sponsors
About the Author

50 Kudos
Top Entertainment Articles
Zimbio Caption Contest: Enter and Win $25 at Amazon.com!
This is possibly the easiest photo to caption. It practically writes itself.
Twilight’s Christian Serratos Gets Naked For PETA
Serratos poses naked for the 'I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur' campaign.
100 Best Bikini Bodies
Click here for the best way to spend 10 minutes.
More From Zimbio
Copyright © 2009 - Zimbio, Inc. Some rights reserved.