Thanksgiving turkeys

Thanksgiving. My least favorite holiday of the fucking year. I have 4 whores booked for next week and all I could think of all day was that they were all stuffing their faces with mashed potatoes all fucking day long. These fucking pigs have no self control. I bet they didn’t even think about my shoot for one second today. As they were shoveling pie into their gaping holes, I’m sure they never considered the impact on MY CAREER their gluttony was having. Whatever fatties. I’ll survive without your help!

I considered my appearance today during dinner. All I ate today was 4 ounces of brussel sprouts. 4 ounces of turkey (white meat) and some salad greens. I washed it all down with about a gallon of water. I try to set a good example for these dumb whores but it doesn’t seem to work. I also spent an hour on the bike this morning too.

I am thankful for a few things this year.

I’m thankful for my good business sense.

I’m thankful for my good looks.

I’m thankful for being able to meet the needs of all the people that count on me every day. I never let anyone down.

I’m thankful for all the cool shit I’ve been able to buy because I know my shit.

I’m thankful for being able to change the lives of all the lowly whores that come into my life.

I’m thankful for being such a great fuck that women throw themselves at me once I’ve fucked them.

I’m grateful that I’m not Nick Manning.

Jack