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Whores whores everywhere

 

I’ve had another nice little vacation. This time there were no legal issues. I’ve just been busy with a ton of new shit. I’m shooting like a motherfucker and the shit is OUTSTANDING (As you would expect.) The whores are crawling out of the wood work to shoot for pennies on the dollar because the holidays are here. Nothing says merry Christmas to a little kid better than a Tonka truck bought with money earned by your Mom taking it in the can from a stranger or 3. I always get fucking giddy around this time of year. I love the variety of whores that call. Most would never do anything like this if the economy was better. Thanks, you Republican douchebags! If it wasn’t for the culture of greed you created and the economic position you put the country in, I’d be shooting real whores instead of desperate single mothers with nowhere else to turn! I fucking love it!

On another note, I shot some pig a few weeks ago. She’s a 19 year old from Florida. As we all know, nothing good ever comes from Florida. The shoot went pretty horrible. She couldn’t take  direction and didn’t get the job done. It was another waste of time. Whatever. That shit happens all the time when you deal with retards. The problem though, is that this fucking cunt thinks she is in love with me. Seriously. I know a lot of broads go home and rub one out after spending some time with me. I have that affect on women. This one is different. She won’t fucking leave me alone. It’s fucking crazy. I go to the store. She’s there. I go to the bar. She’s there. I can’t even get a cup of coffee without this douchebag showing up. If it goes on much longer I’m going to have to get the police involved. I don’t want to have anything to do with cops but this cunt is crossing the line. As I’ve said before. I rarely hit women. This one is playing with fire though.

Ok. I got shit to do.

Out!

jack

 

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