Merry Crapmas!

I am so fucking bullshit right now that I can barely type. I got totally fucking ripped off on Christmas. I didn’t get nearly the amount of shit I wanted or expected. I’m a decent fucking dude. I’m good to people all year long and ONE FUCKING DAY out of the year I would like to be shown a little gratitude with a present and I get a bunch of FUCKING BULLSHIT!

Here is the fucking rundown of shit from I got from my cheap ass family and “friends”

My Mom gets me a Nintendo Wii with a few games. and … that’s it. Ummm ok. Thanks for nuthin! The woman works 2 part time jobs in addition to getting Social Security and that’s all she can scrounge up to spend on me. Nice. Selfish!

Jimmy Hooligan who I’ve employed off and on for years. The guy works steady, makes bank and has tons of free time. What does he get me? A friggen $150 Amazon gift card. He couldn’t even leave his fucking house to go shopping for me. I seriously hope that he gets punched in the face by a homeless person next time he is walking downtown. He’s a douchebag and I hate his fucking guts.

My nephew Richie got me a knit hat and gloves. Apparently this fucking 8 year old thinks he knows what kind of fucking gloves and hats I like. He’s fucking wrong! I like black leather gloves not the crappy fucking wool ones he got me. I think he may be fucking retarded or something. He never sees me wearing wool gloves and all of a sudden i get wool gloves from him for christmas. ok whatever doofus. I hope he saved the reciept.

The only person that got me anything fucking decent was (ironically) that fucking whore that won’t leave me alone. The broad that keeps showing up everywhere I am. I get a package from this skank that’s all hand decorated and shit and inside there is an assortment of goodies. There’s one of the new Ipods. Which I wanted. There was a Bose Ipod docking station. There was a bunch of clothes (all in my size!), several gift cards and a note that I haven’t had a chance to read yet. This bothersome cunt actually did it up right. Thank fucking God someone appreciates me. Now if she’ll just leave me the fuck alone.

Anyway, that’s my Christmas. I hope yours sucked just as bad. Why should I have all the misery?

Bah fucking Humbug

Jack