The Frozen Fool

This fucking weather is kicking the fucking shit out of me lately. Not only that but it has totally fucked with my routine. I was one a nice streak with whores showing up for shoots and even being somewhat prepared (well, as much as these retarded cum dumpster can be.) I started shooting in a studio for one of my projects but I’ve also been shooting some content at my crib for another producer. Both types of shoots are  top notch as anyone would expect from me. The stuff I shoot at my house is a bit more raw and usually just 1st time whores. I’m more in my element fucking up newbies in my pad. The other benefit is that that I can do my shit on a moments notice. I eyeball some hot slut at the bank or a funeral or some shit and I can have be balls deep in her in 45 minutes and editing the footage with 2 hours. THAT’S the speed I operate at. I do not fuck around with trivial bullshit like copies of the ID and signed releases until after I’m pleased with the whore’s performance.

Last night I’m hitting a bottle of Jameson’s Whiskey and watching that pussy Willis Mcgahee fake an injury for sympathy on National television. I would have not only held onto the ball but I would have hopped up and jogged back to the huddle like it was nothing. Mcgahee just doesn’t have any spine though. Fag. Anyway, I’m half shit faced when my phone rings and it’s this broad Kayla that tends bar at one of the joints I frequent. She’s not half bad looking. She’s 27, about 5′ 6″ 115 lbs and nice tits. She talks way too fucking much though so I’m usually on edge within seconds of talking to her. She tells me that she got shit canned from the bar because business is slow blah blah blah. I tell her that we all have problems and to get to the point. She asks me if I had any work for her that doesn’t involve sex or any interaction with other people. I told her that she could shovel out my car for $15 or she could come over and fuck me for $200. She starts moaning about having a boyfriend and other such nonsense. I interrupt her and tell her that I don’t give a fuck either way but I’m hanging up in 30 seconds regardless. She asks if she could come over and just give me a BJ. I said I’d  give her $70 for a BJ and not a penny more but she would have to shovel out my car as well. The dumb ass broke whore agreed. I couldn’t believe it. I totally would have went up to $80 but whatever.

The skank shows up about 45 minutes later and I hand her a shovel. She asks if she can get the BJ over with first. I tell her no. It turns me on more to watch her shovel me out. She asks if she can borrow a pair of work gloves that I have near the door. I tell her no and send her on her way. After 15 minutes I look outside to check on her and the lazy whore is resting on the shovel blowing on her hands. I yell for her to hurry up and to make sure she brushes the snow off of my ride. I go back to my booze and the TV. She eventually comes in and says that she is done. I tell her that I”m  going to check her work before I pay her and that she ain’t getting a nickel if it isn’t done right. She just stands there frozen like a freezepop. Her hands were the color of a plum. I was instantly hard seeing her like that. I tell her that I’m ready to be blown. At this point she looks terrible for video and I’m too loaded to be bothered to record this shit. I tell her to get on her knees and get started. She starts walking towards me AND SHE STARTS TRACKING SNOW ACROSS MY FLOOR! What the fuck is wrong with this dummy? I tell her not to fucking move a muscle. Stay on the front mat and get on her stupid whore knees and get ready. She drops to the floor and she is shaking like a junky without smack. I have her take off her coat and almost fall over laughing when she can’t get her fingers to work on the buttons! Hilarious! I watch her fumble  around for a bit and then tell her to forget it. I don’t want to see her frozen tits anyway. At this point, I’m tired of looking at her so I tell her to get this over with. She gives me the most mediocre blowjob ever. No effort at all. That’s probably the real reason she got fired from the bar. NO EFFORT! Finally I’m able to dump a nut on the pigs frosty mug. I let her know how disappointed I was with her and I tell her to get dressed so I can evaluate her shoveling. She did a decent job so I gave her the full $70 and told her to get lost as soon as she was done cleaning up the snow she tracked all over my floor. I decide to head down to her former place of employment for one last drink and to let her co-workers know how far she has sunk. As I’m leaving she is still walking through my parking lot to her car. I pick up a handfull of snow and drill the dummy off the back of her head with a snowball. Direct fucking hit. She had no sense of humor though so she starts screaming some foolishness as I get in my car and drive off.

I’m fucking sick of winter.

Jack