Yucky Whores

There has been some talk recently on some of the porn boards about me being a member of the Facial Abuse crew. I want to clear that shit up right the fuck now. I’m not. I will never shoot for facialabuse. Not because it isn’t fucking awesome. It definitely is. I just don’t want some whore to puke all over me the way these guys apparently require. Those fucking guys know how to knock a whore around and I have no problem saying that I’m a fan of their art but being in the same room as puking whores is not my cup of tea. At my shoots if a whore acts up the only thing potentially shooting out of her mouth will be a pint of blood and a few teeth. THAT’S how I roll.

Having said all that, I’d shoot MY OWN STYLE SHIT for those guys. I’ve got some shit going with another BIG production house that trusted me enough to shell out some serious cake for the first 15 scenes. I’d stab those faggots in the back in a second if I could get a better deal with The Facial Abuse dudes. I don’t have any loyalties except to myself and The Cleveland Browns. The Cleveland Browns might even be off the list since they hired that fucking RAT Mangini as head coach. I was hoping that Squeaky Fromme would escape from prison and attack Mangina during his press conference. Fuck him. I hate his rat guts. I wish they held his press conference on the Gaza Strip. Enough about that fruitcake. Getting back to me. I feel like something awesome could come from a working relationship between Jack Hate and Facial Abuse Inc. My only reservation with working with them is that they had that fucking pathetic pickle smoocher Tommy Pistol working with them in the past. I’d require that the studio be disenfected and de-gayed before I ever step foot in to shoot one of my (fucking awesome) scenes. I also want a shitload of money. More than they would ever be comfortable paying. I deserve it. I also deserve to go drink some scotch at my buddy’s house and then I deserve to have a relatively hot 19 year old Asian (chink I believe) come over and bury her flat face onto my meatstick. Both of which will be happening this evening.

Facial Abuse: call me. Just not tonight.

Out!

Jack