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Don't Stick That Gun Down Your Pants, Dufus

Uh, dude, you're going to want a holster for that...

No matter how cool it looks in the movies, when you stick a gun down the front of your pants, there is only one thing you can be aiming at, even if you don't mean to. A 27-year-old man in Germany -- trying to impress his friends -- is the latest example of this truth. He told police that someone else shot him ... there ... but that story fell apart when police noticed there was no hole outside his jeans, just inside.

“Either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself,” police said. Doc­tors were able to stitch the damaged area back up.
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