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Apparently in 2012, the allure of Matthew Broderick is so strong that Honda has chosen him to be the face of their new campaign to sell cars, despite that he KILLED SOMEONE WITH A CAR back in 1987. Somewhere, O.J. Simpson’s representatives are looking up the number for Cutco knives…
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I mean, I guess…. What, they gon’ give a dog a bone? There you go. Ooh, we have a Black president now. They should’ve done that shit a long time ago, we wouldn’t be in the fuckin’ position we in now. With world war coming up right now. They done fucked this shit up then give it to the Black people, “Here you take it. Take my mess.”
- DMX
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Robin Williams
Glenn Close
Woody Allen
Seal
Sharon Stone in Alpha Dog
Danny DeVito
Nicole Richie
Dennis Kucinich
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In an offseason in which the Colorado Rockies saw fit to commit $80 million to a player who hit .289/.322/.453 away from Coors Field, the Angels decided that it wasn’t fair that the Blue Jays were stuck with one of the worst contracts of all time and Dodgers did what the Dominican murder investigators never could and locked up Juan Uribe and his career .300 OBP, the Tampa Bay Rays went ahead with more of their trademark intelligent decision making, signing Manny Ramirez and his Predator... Read Full Story
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Tom Hanks
Pearl Jam
Jim Thome
Fran Drescher’s body
Larry David
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“The Nationals are ready to win,” writes Nationals beat reporter Bill Ladsen on MLB.com in announcing Washington’s 7-year, $126 million signing of free agent right fielder Jayson Werth on Sunday.
Whoops.
Werth is obviously a very good player, having posted an OPS+ of 131 over his four years with the Phillies, however, had he achieved this feat while playing on a team that didn’t also feature Chase Utley, Ryan Howard and Cole Hamels and make the playoffs four years in a row, I’m pretty... Read Full Story
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